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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 04:13 PM
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Did you know, all of us is a homosxual. Even Fred Phelps and Dr Laura are
And do you know why I can make this claim?

Simple.

Back in 5th grade when they taught sex ed, they said that when you have sex with someone, it's as if you'd just had sex with all of that person's partners.

Well, gay men only have male partners. Straight men who do it with women therefore have effectively done it with all the men that woman had been with.

Ditto for women. Gay women have only female partners. Straight women who do it with men therefore have effectively done it with all the women that man had been with.

Cool, huh? :D
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JustFiveMoreMinutes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 04:18 PM
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1. Only if you buy in that being gay is all about a sex act...
.. and nothing about attraction & love & commitment.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 04:19 PM
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2. What?
:wtf:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 04:25 PM
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4. I'm a good learner. It's the school system 20 years ago that was wrong.
:wtf: to that?
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 04:20 PM
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3. According to Kinsey...
... and the Kinsey scale everyone is gay at some level.
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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 04:35 PM
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5. They tried to teach me that too.
Bull crapola. That was just a stupid ploy to make you think you would be exposed to every sexual disease known to man (or woman) if you were to have sex with someone than your lawfully wedded mate.
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boxster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 04:52 PM
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6. Wrong.
If each partner has only had the other person as a partner, and one is male and one is female, your theory doesn't fit.
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