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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:00 PM
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Pretend I Am A Peeper: Ladies, What Will You Be Wearing?
:bounce:

when i come a 'peeping'?

DETAILS PLEASE!!
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:02 PM
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1. OH man you just killed me. ROFL

To answer your question, wouldn't you rather come when I'm not wearing NOTHIN'?

:P
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:03 PM
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2. Every shred of clothing I own. n/t
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:04 PM
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3. I will be wearing chaps.
And a glow-in-the-dark condom.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:04 PM
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4. mind if i bring Ted?
he would like that
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:14 PM
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9. Only if you keep him in your pocket.
I don't want you whipping out your pocket squirrel around me.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:16 PM
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10. good. he likes chaps
and pepper bars
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:17 PM
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11. I've got a pepper bar!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:18 PM
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12. nice
real nice.

now he will want to leave me.

fucker
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:19 PM
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14. It's not covered by the chaps, either.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:23 PM
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16. well then YOU are responsible for feeding him!
don't expect ME to come over 8 times a day for his regular Vienna Sausage snack!

no.fucking.way.
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:25 PM
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17. Watch what you say...
...about my bangers and mash!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:27 PM
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18. don't gross me out friend
i'm straight!
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:29 PM
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19. So am I...
...but I'm not narrow! :bounce:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:30 PM
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20. yeah? well i can't be bought
but i can be rented :P
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:31 PM
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21. Wow!
Anybody got a nickel?
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:32 PM
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23. A brief recap of me, reading this thread:
"AHHHH ha ahah!

UHHHH haa ha

AAAHHHHHHH huh huh!

HUUHHHAA huh heh. ... whoo."

Wow... That was better than an org...

organic apple. :D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:34 PM
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24. just be ready for me when i show up
and NEKKID :P

:loveya:
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:35 PM
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26. Was that for her, or for me?
For both? Good God, man. My head is spinning....
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:35 PM
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27. suddenly i'm not really sure
:shrug:
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:37 PM
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28. Does it even matter anymore?
She may have nicer legs, but I've got bigger breasts.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:37 PM
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29. did it really ever?
suddenly i need a shower and i don't know why

:bounce:
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:38 PM
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30. I know why.
;)
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:39 PM
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31. its Ted's fault right?
C'mon. you can level with me
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:39 PM
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32. Nah.
It's that odd liquid your Vienna sausage is packed in.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:40 PM
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33. mmmmmmm jelly
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:41 PM
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34. It's like gefilte fish, but made of sausage.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:42 PM
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35. mmmmmmmmmmm foreskin
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:43 PM
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37. That's wrong, dude.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:47 PM
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38. why thanky
thanky very much
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:34 PM
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25. You just like me for my sausage.
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Amaya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:09 PM
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5. Hip huggers, a tank top, and a beanie on my head
:D :hi:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:10 PM
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6. mmmmmmmm beeeaaanniiieeeessssss
:loveya:
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:12 PM
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7. Do you like berets, too?
I can wear the old Freedom Cap if it will make you happy!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:13 PM
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8. honey, you would be hot wearing a Burka
just give me an ADDRESS DAMMIT!!! :P

:bounce:
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:19 PM
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13. What happened to the I turned gay thing?
Did it wear off?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:22 PM
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15. slow news day in MA
they aren't having the same 'that tastes like grandma' effect as the first day.
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:31 PM
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22. Purple silk jumper
with nothing underneath.

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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:42 PM
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36. Been a while since I jumped purple silk
:o
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:59 PM
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39. Okay
blue tie-dye t-shirt, denim shorts, blue Teva flip-flops, and another sad frown unfortunately
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 07:01 PM
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40. could you tie that shirt in a little knot?
you know, like the naughty private school girls do? :D
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 07:03 PM
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41. I suppose I could
But it may accentuate my bosoms a bit much. :D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 07:07 PM
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45. your right. that would be bbbaaaaaaaadddddddd
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 07:04 PM
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42. A big smile.
And a pink/black corset with black boyshorts. :D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 07:05 PM
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43. now i REALLY want to know why....
you don't have a pic in the gallery :P

:loveya:
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 07:06 PM
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44. It's about the mystery....
;)
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chiffon Donating Member (527 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 07:34 PM
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46. Red pumps(orthopedic ones) and a red belt (wrestling award)
that's it!
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