How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light

The Answer is TEN:

1. one to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,

2. one to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed,

3. one to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,

4. one to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness,

5. one to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new light bulb,

6. one to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Light bulb Change Accomplished",

7. one administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how bush was literally "in the dark",

8. one to viciously smear #7,

9. one surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how george bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,

10. and finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

They've shut off the electricity!

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LMAO.

One more to "game" the privatized electric utility system so that
the light bulb is suffering only a rolling blackout. He then sends
emails to other private electric trading companies with subjects like
"operation: Darth Vader" and so on... causing ratepayers and taxpayers
to cough up 10s of billions AND, brownie point, recall a democratic
governor and replace him with an "action figure".

bookmark time

that sums it up perfectly

Back to square one.

Also please note, in Dubya-lingo, it's a light blub.

I wanted this to be a comprehensible post to fellow DU'ers. ;-)