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icymist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 07:06 AM
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THE MYSTERY OF THE DISAPPEARING COW
THE MYSTERY OF THE DISAPPEARING COW
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18:00 - 27 May 2004
Farmers at loss to explain how Jannie the Jersey could have vanished

It is not your average missing-persons inquiry, but a Beckington farming couple have this week issued a mooving appeal for help.

Geoff and Kim Bowles, who own Ivy House Organic Farm, say one of their Jersey cows has mysteriously disappeared, leaving no clues to its whereabouts.

They do not think that Jennie the Jumping Jersey has been attacked by one of the area's "big cats", but say that because they live near Cley Hill, alien abduction is one possibility.

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"It could possibly be alien abduction because we are near Cley Hill and we have not ruled out a Watership Down scenario.

"Jerseys are very intelligent cows, so I would not put anything past them." Mr Bowles added that they were considering putting a wanted or missing sticker on their milk bottles and printing T-shirts with Jennie's face on it for the campaign.

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displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 07:30 AM
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1. WILD PANTHERS roaming the countryside?
IMHO, that's the big news from this story!
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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 07:48 AM
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2. Maybe they are not looking high enough
when they look high and low,

ths third cow from the left looks quite pleased with itself.

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