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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 08:15 AM
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the Dr. Do Little of all CAPTIONs


W: I say we stop frivolous operations and surgeries ... who said the appendix had to come out ... I just got an honorary Science degree, and, I, now, know these things ... consider that when combined with my ability to do figuring ... hey, at least wait until you can save up enough money before having it out ... or pay-as-you-go ...

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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 08:16 AM
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1. See them is good Doctors this is the operation to get my thumb outa my a**
Edited on Fri May-28-04 08:17 AM by underpants
:bounce:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 08:18 AM
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2. Them doctors are looking for my compassion.
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tandot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 08:19 AM
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3. And here is a picture of my lobotomy...n/t
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 08:20 AM
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4. this is what happened to the LAST guy who dared question the wisdom of..of
..what's my name again???

YUM! DONUTs!!
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boobooday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 08:22 AM
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5. Walter Reed's Best Team Searched For Hours
But as you can see, they were unable to find Dick Cheney's heart.



http://www.wgoeshome.com
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 08:23 AM
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6. (from behind the curtain) Hey Bob make him stick his thumb up in the air
Edited on Fri May-28-04 08:23 AM by underpants
Okay Stan

Cool

Stan

Yeah?

Make him say "Freedom"

Let me just wiggle this joystick......
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 08:47 AM
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7. "...and here's conclusive proof that my opponent had botox injections."
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 08:49 AM
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8. Malpractice, Shmalpractice!
Ya pays your money, ya takes your chances.
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 10:26 AM
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9. "Our forces in Iraq are very thorough in their seach for WMD."
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 10:29 AM
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10. "i was the cure for iLLegibLe prescriptions"
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wysimdnwyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 11:15 AM
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11. "Heeeeeeyyyyyy"
I just LOVE that Fonzie guy!
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 11:20 AM
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12. sit on it!
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 11:26 AM
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13. "Fonzie couldn't bring himself to say he was w-w-w-w-r-r-(wrong), either."
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 12:10 PM
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14. W: we should be open to cost-saving ideas? are anesthetics necessary?
... maybe patients should have a menu to choose and/or opt from ... if you want to go under, check the 'yes' box ... if 'no', save money ... it's a win-win ... people say they want choice ... well, there you are ... I think we've experimented with this in Iraq ...



don't miss this CAPTIONing opportunity
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1198566#1198760

picture #3
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 12:46 PM
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15. "Ah'm outraged at these latest photos form Abu Gharaib!"
"But Ah'll tell ya, it ain't no worse than a college prank. Hell, I usta do this kind of joke heart transplant mahself when I was in my frat!"
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 12:58 PM
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16. This is the very same thumb I had stuck up my ass...
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 02:07 PM
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17. Holy, blasphemy, Skip Fox ... CAPTIONing flamed in GD
a CAPTIONing opportunity
Laura on the balcony

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x1682258#1682268
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