You can't fight evil with a macaroni duck..

sus

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Fri May-28-04 08:22 AM
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You can't fight evil with a macaroni duck..

...and other sayings from your crazy Uncle Charlie...

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GOPisEvil

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Fri May-28-04 08:23 AM
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1. No matter where you go, there you are.

I learned that from my uncle Buckaroo Banzai.

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Bush_Eats_Beef

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Fri May-28-04 08:33 AM
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2. I don't know if this one counts, but...

...one of my ex-girlfriends had a crazy Uncle Tucker. They once found him sitting in her driveway with a Kleenex in front of her 10-speed bike, saying "It's OK, I'll blow your nose for you"...

You really, really, really can't make this stuff up.

Another ex-girlfriend had an aunt that she actually called "Crazy Aunt Eunice." She was nice, but as the name implied, she was definitely crazy. She would always include my name in any question she asked: "How are you, Jim?" "Do you like broccoli, Jim?"

Which is great, except for the fact that my name is not, nor has it ever been, "Jim."

:evilgrin:

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sus

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Fri May-28-04 08:37 AM
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3. HAHA! that's a good one, Jim.

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Bush_Eats_Beef

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Fri May-28-04 08:42 AM
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5. Thank you, Aunt Eunice...LOL

:party:

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sundancekid

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Fri May-28-04 08:40 AM
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4. darn good one!

"you can't get your panties in a knot if your socks are on tight" -- yup, go figure!

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dolo amber

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Fri May-28-04 08:42 AM
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6. "I feel more like

Edited on Fri May-28-04 08:45 AM by dolo amber

I do now than I did when I got here."

:wtf:

edit: Crazy Uncle Gale there, btw...he never was right after the dog pooped in his coat pocket while they were driving down the road...:D

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GOPisEvil

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Fri May-28-04 08:44 AM
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7. Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then

Edited on Fri May-28-04 08:44 AM by GOPisEvil

That's my uncle Bob Seger. :-)

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