Bitch, bitch, bitch. It's the PMS thread!

Oh yeah, life pretty much sucks right now. But hey, at least I'm not the only one. Seems like a few of the guys are even PMSing today.

So here's our thread girlfriends (and guyfriends too, if you're suffering sympathetic symptoms).

The bloating, backaches, migraines, cramps, and hot-flashes aside; what tips you over and makes you a fuckin' bitch right now?

Here's mine:

I'm the only female in a house full of men. I couldn't care less what they do with the toilet seat; but for gods sakes WHY can't they flush the friggin' toilet?!?!?! What makes them think I or any guest who might pop by, wants to be greeted by their decaying fecal matter when they enter the bathroom? :grr:

Pretty Mean Sneer.

At least that's how I observe it.

:shrug:

;)

I'm gonna remember that! :D

PMS = Pissy Mood Swings.

At least that's what I have observed in all 4 of my brothers, and more than a few male friends.

WTF is up wid dat?

when I make her clean her room. She just recycles them back into the hamper and here they are in the laundry room again. Fine for me to do meaningless labor. I mean, things she hasn't worn in months-if ever. Sweaters, dry clean only skirts...man this one makes my freaking head explode.

Thanks for the opportunity. I feel better now, really I do.

they'll get worn! Waddya think?

Sure let's trade. ;-)

that his "Goth" threads are becoming the trend, and he was going to have to start wearing something else.....maybe skirts.

Oh man his grandma's gonna luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv that!

I've got some really nice plaid Catholic school girl skirts I'll send on over to him. Does he look good in burgundy??;-)

she laughs tells me to put my head in my ass. That is when I huff and puff upstairs and watch tv.


DDQM

Relieves tension all (well almost) the time.

I HATE it when a client will not stop their bitching long enough for you to tell them that you can fix there problem. Aaaaarrrrrgggggg
They want to tell you their life story and then compain that you are hard to get ahold of. Well duh, I have to listen to idiots like you whine on for hours insted of just doing my job.
Oh I feel better now, thanks.

I get that all the time. My life sucks!!, then they go out burn thier money up in cocaine, then come back for DDQM to put it all back together again. :wtf:


DDQM

so I have to put up with it?

Why you, you....!!!
:grr::grr::grr::grr:

it's gonna give ya trouble. :)

All within a week of another........now THAT'S some badass PMS.

Poor Bill. That's when he hides in the basement.

At least 3/4ths of your family understands what's going on, though...

It's been six years since I've had a visit from "Aunt Minnie" (my mother's euphemism). Anyway......Aunt Minnie, if you can hear me... GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH!

I want it over with. :-(

:evilfrown:

Not flushing is very gross. Let em have it! :evilgrin:

Didn't their mothers ever teach them the little doggerel rhyme about

If it's yellow
Let it mellow
If it's brown
Flush it down!

Of course the former doesn't really apply if you're one of those lucky stiffs on town water and your well isn't in imminent danger of going dry every August...

What makes me bitchy? Right now I have tonsillitis which is dying very hard, and it's hard to be in a good mood when you're sick in the middle of the summer and you still have to go to work because you make shit money for someone with two! count em! two! degrees (one of which I'm still paying off to the tune of $300/mo.) and your throat hurts because someone's stuffed it full of patriotic Canadian beach balls -- round and red with white spots all over. Yes, I'm on penicillin, yes, I'm going to finish taking it all, you don't fucking need to remind me...

ice
cream

I hope you feel better soon! ~huggggggs~

Catastrophic. Milk. Allergy.

Ergo, no ice cream. If you can shoot me some Ricolas through my dial-up connection, I'll love you forever, though. I'm kinda tapped until payday...

Thanks for the kind thought, though. If I had some Tofutti, I'd be into it like white on rice, but I don't. Even if I had had some, it wouldn't have survived the blackout, which hit my place hard enough to slag everything in my freezer. What a way to get back from vacation, eh?

Also, you *really* don't want to hug me right now. The beach balls tell me so! :)

well a cyber hug isn't the same...it only squeezes your psyche! ~hugs~
Get better soon!

for you PMS literally DOES mean "PUTTING UP WITH MEN'S SHIT." :7

:-)

that's why I added the word LITERALLY! :D

That ever happened. I cried.

Bend and SNAP! :D