Are you 100 percent sure you are a homosapien?????

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Fri May-28-04 03:46 PM
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Are you 100 percent sure you are a homosapien?????

Some days I wonder.

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mosin

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Fri May-28-04 03:52 PM
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1. I've got quite the mixed ancestry...

African, Mexican, Irish, Dutch.... Maybe there's a bit of extra-terrestrial in there too.

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Mr. McD

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Fri May-28-04 03:52 PM
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2. No,

I am often ask what planet I am from. Who Knows?:)

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DenverDem

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Fri May-28-04 03:54 PM
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3. No, dude, I like girls.

Silly, I know.

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papau

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Fri May-28-04 03:54 PM
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4. Does Witch count?

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mosin

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Fri May-28-04 03:56 PM
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5. diabolical ancestry

No, but demon or devil ancestry probably would.

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Guy Fawkes

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Fri May-28-04 04:01 PM
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6. errrr...

Since the day I was born I've been around cats, and maybe thats it... but I once thought I was an evolved feline, instead of a Homo sapien.

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m-jean03

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Fri May-28-04 04:08 PM
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7. Doesn't that mean "wise ape"?

I mean, I know I am wise, and most DUers are wise, but I really question the sapience of SOME of my fellow apes sometimes.. .

. . .maybe freepers are "homoidiots"? :shrug:

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arwalden

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Fri May-28-04 04:09 PM
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8. Where Are The Heterosapiens?

Can I be monosexual? Is there such a thing?

Trisexual and quadrasexual sounds awfully fun too.

-- Allen

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m-jean03

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Fri May-28-04 04:25 PM
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10. What do you call someone who has sex with Ann Coulter?

She is sort of a sex unto herself, isn't she? :shrug:

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Tummler

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Fri May-28-04 04:43 PM
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11. A chlamydia carrier?

Too easy ...

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damnraddem

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Fri May-28-04 04:20 PM
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9. Well, just remember:

nobody's human.

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TrogL

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Fri May-28-04 04:49 PM
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12. I'm far enough away to be considered a mutant

I've got special powers.

I've got genetic anomalies.

I'm shunned by regular society.

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