Excerpts from a dog's daily diary - Democratic Underground

DarkPhenyx

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Fri May-28-04 03:53 PM
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Excerpts from a dog's daily diary

Edited on Fri May-28-04 03:54 PM by DarkPhenyx

8:00 a.m.Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9:30 a.m.Oh, boy! A car ride! My favorite!
9:40 a.m.Oh, boy! A walk! My favorite!
10:30 a.m.Oh, boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My favorite!
11:30 a.m.Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
Noon- Oh, boy! The kids! My favorite!
1:00 p.m.Oh, boy! The yard! My favorite!
4:00 p.m.Oh, boy! To the park! My favorite!
5:00 p.m.Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5:30 p.m.Oh, boy! Pretty Mums! My favorite!
6:00 p.m.Oh, boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6:30 a.m.Oh, boy! Watching TV with my master! My favorite!
8:30 p.m Oh, boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!

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achtung_circus

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Fri May-28-04 04:26 PM
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1. Have I licked my genitals lately?

I forget, I'll do it again just to be on the safe side.

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candy

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Fri May-28-04 04:28 PM
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2. Love it---I LOVE dogs,mine is 12 and still acts like a puppy ---

when we have fresh snow on the ground.

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blindpig

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Fri May-28-04 04:35 PM
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3. we should all be so easy to please

However, your speciest stereotyping is the kind of thing that's ruining these boards!(sarcasm off)And Jack does his best to live up to the rap. Henry, on the otherhand, is a hound given to contemplation, discerning judgement and premeditated murder. This is a dog who tastes his food and knows the difference between shaker cheese and fresh grated! Not to mention prefering ale to lager. He's dug a hiding pit from which he stages ambushes on squirrels. So there!

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DarkPhenyx

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Fri May-28-04 06:27 PM
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4. OK, so...like...

Edited on Fri May-28-04 06:28 PM by DarkPhenyx

...go here and read then.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=1200593&mesg_id=1200593

I am at least an equal oppertunity speciest ya know! :)

Please don't let your dog teach mine the "pit tactic". She swears the squirrels are laughing at here, even if she can't see them.

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