Favorite cheesy pick-up line

It's a stereotype of the goth community.

Hi, nice boots, wanna fuck?

I am literally laughing out loud at work right now. People are staring.

You want to come back to my place and eat some cheese?

:P

...can I have yours?

...Well how about one for me, then?" Alda's Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H*

are you just happy to see me?

Mel Gibson's Martin Riggs, Lethal Weapon 2

That one ROCKS (and would work on me). Oh well. I liked it so much, I had to mention it. :shrug:

Did it work?

Or does it have to be Mel Gibson to work on you?

:hi: If someone's a big enough geek to know that line... They're alright!

From the Red Dwarf episode "Parralell Universe".

RIMMER: Alright. You be a woman. On your own in a bar, short leather
miniskirt, peephole bra.
LISTER: OK. Go on.
RIMMER: Now this is the most incredible chat-up line you've ever heard in
your life. Guaranteed.
LISTER: Go on.
RIMMER: OK, in a bar, on you own. (Pauses as he works up nerve.) Excuse
me, would you like to join me for a cocktail?
LISTER: No.
RIMMER: You can't say "no." It doesn't work when you say "no." You've got
to say "yes."
LISTER: Oh, right. Okay. Go on, go on.
RIMMER: So, would you like a wormdo?
LISTER: What's that, then?
RIMMER: What's what?
LISTER: A wormdo.
RIMMER: What about it?
LISTER: Is this still the opening line?
RIMMER: But you're not giving me the right replies!
LISTER: What is the right reply?
RIMMER: I come up to you and say, "Excuse me, would you like to join me
in a cocktail?" You say, "Yes." I say, "Would you like a wormdo?" You
say, "What's a wormdo?" And I say...
LISTER: "Oh, it wriggles along the ground like that."
RIMMER: You know it!
LISTER: Rimmer, you could not pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horse's
head with that one.

Doesn't work as an opening line, but it can get giggles about half way through the second drink. Only if you've been a nice guy from the start.

You're sweet enough to pour on a plate and sop up with a biscuit!

I do this with my husband as a joke to initiate things sometimes but there was a guy at my high school who actually did use that pick up line to try to get girls.

because my johnson is Dublin....heard it on the radio today, and thought it was funny/cheesy...Kevin.

May I wear it as a hat?

Can my ass wear it?

It's the cheesiest!

Me and a bunch of my friends were at Wal-mart one Saturday night back when I was in high school. We were walking thru the store playing truth or dare. I won't tell the truth so my dare was to go up to this guy and say. I have lost my number can I have yours? I was humiliated. But then again i was only 16!!

smile ally

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

and


"That's a nice dress. It would look even better crumpled up at the foot of my bed."

...Why don't you come on over here and let me teach you a disease I learned in the Navy!"

"Honey, would you like an eye-massage?"

"I'd offer you a kiss, but I just got finished licking my eyebrows!"

"Honey, what would you like for breakfast in bed, tomorrow?"

"I don't think I'll be able to get over you, so will you turn the alarm clock off in the morning?"

"Will you come quietly or must I wear earplugs?"

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... cause you've been raisin' cocks all day.