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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-30-04 11:51 AM
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Poll question: someone calls you a pot dealer, how do you react
well :)
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Nikia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-30-04 11:55 AM
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1. No one has called me that
Edited on Sun May-30-04 12:08 PM by Nikia
They have a hard time beleiving that I'd smoke pot let alone sell it. I have been told that the proper response is always "Dude, I don't know what you're talking about."
Just to clarify: I am not a pot dealer.
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-30-04 11:56 AM
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2. Tell them...
"pot is for sissies. Want to buy some heroin?"
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-30-04 11:56 AM
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3. "wanna buy some pot?"
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-30-04 11:57 AM
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4. nah man
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-30-04 11:59 AM
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5. Pot is BAD, check out those commercials!
/sarcasm
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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-30-04 12:17 PM
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6. Sorry no pots, would you be interested in some nice tupperware.
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CrownPrinceBandar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-30-04 12:17 PM
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7. Kleeb... You're not dealing the chronic again, are you?.......


Don't make me call Sergeant Stadenko.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-30-04 12:18 PM
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8. well I got accused of it
but it was a bs accusation.
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Nikia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-30-04 12:21 PM
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9. Who accused you?
You don't seem like the type.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-30-04 12:24 PM
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12. some one time classmate of mine in elementary
of course I had a rock solid ailbi, my dad knows I was home all day on friday.
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BBradley Donating Member (645 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-30-04 12:28 PM
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14. Did they tell the school officials or something?
Because if that's the case, deny, deny, deny, and then get angry that they'd even accuse you of doing something like that. Incredulity is key. Otherwise, who cares? If your parents have your back then you should be fine.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-30-04 12:36 PM
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18. well my folks do got my back
I know we go to the same school and all, but the kid who accused me doesnt go to HHS, goes to some school in Loundon instead. Also, I got a rock solid ailbi and I myself have never tried pot despite my support for legalization.
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BBradley Donating Member (645 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-30-04 12:39 PM
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19. They politely told me to leave HHS
I'm too much of a free spirit for some of the administrators apparently. Meh, oh well, I graduate earlier at my new school anyway.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-30-04 12:42 PM
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21. damn dude
well tough stuff. Gepford has a young dems club now, and I am head researcher. Well congrads on graduation in advance. Yeah Werner is a dick, I am not in your class but I know from the seniors.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-30-04 12:22 PM
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10. Well I'd whip out my new teflon coated pot along with the steel kettle and
strike up a deal. :D
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haele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-30-04 12:24 PM
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11. Hey man, I'm a Pan dealer...


Call it "just another form of divinity..." ;-)

Haele
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Beaker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-30-04 12:44 PM
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22. Pan sure looks a lot like Mickey the Midget on Seinfeld...
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-30-04 12:26 PM
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13. Goddamnit! That's a lie!
If I had any pot I wouldn't have any pot, ifyaknowwhatimean.
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Bluzmann57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-30-04 12:30 PM
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15. Well heck, just bought pot
for the bathroom. Put it in last week. Can't be a dealer if I just bought. Or can I?
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Baclava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-30-04 12:30 PM
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16. Just remember...
..dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope.
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-30-04 12:34 PM
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17. Do what these guys would do. . .


"What, are you crazy or sumthin' "
I'll show you a POT!!" . . . .

:crazy:
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rock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-30-04 12:41 PM
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20. I hit them over the head with a sack of quarters
No wait. That's what I do if they call me a two-bit street-walker.
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-30-04 01:11 PM
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23. yeah, i got pot
i got vases and cups, too, muthafuka
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