I just spent 4 hours in the dark while my power was off. ASK ME ANYTHING!

NightTrain

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Sun May-30-04 11:15 PM
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I just spent 4 hours in the dark while my power was off. ASK ME ANYTHING!

Edited on Sun May-30-04 11:16 PM by NightTrain

You know, like, "Considering that your power was also off for several hours on Thursday and Saturday, just how badly did you want to kill some motherfucker tonight?"

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Systematic Chaos

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Sun May-30-04 11:17 PM
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1. I see your fingers are still limber enough to type

so that's ONE question I don't have to ask! :evilgrin:

</hiding under table with cats to protect my sorry fat ass>

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TheWizardOfMudd

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Sun May-30-04 11:18 PM
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2. How many times did you . . .

. . . you know, "pleasure yourself?" Heh. ;)

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Don_G

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Sun May-30-04 11:18 PM
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3. I Did Thursday/Friday

And came damm close to doing it again twice today.

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DS1

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Sun May-30-04 11:25 PM
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4. Okay.

Assuming you don't have me on ignore ever since your DU-funded meetup fiasco, I have questions.

1st) Did you consume your perishables before mother nature took over and made the contents of your fridge inedible.

2nd) While you were in the dark, did you spend any time contemplating where your life has gone, where it will lead you, etc etc. I know I would have.

3rd) At any time during the power outage did you consider alternative sources of energy? Did the idea of an energy-providing county ever cross your mind.

4th) Did you lose any work due to power outage, and if you did, have you decided to purchase an Uninterruptible Power Supply?

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Radical Activist

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Sun May-30-04 11:31 PM
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5. Did you see any ghosts?

and did you believe in them?

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Deb

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Sun May-30-04 11:34 PM
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6. Do you need candles?

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