10 o'clock and all's well. And the Grotto's open.

short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:02 PM
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10 o'clock and all's well. And the Grotto's open.

C'mon in, slip into something more or less comfortable, and have a chilly tropical beverage. Cover waived tonight for anyone who gives up their SSN. ;-)

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:03 PM
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1. and I should be working..sigh.

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:04 PM
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2. work is for

people other than me. What's yer poison, hon?

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ScreamingMeemie

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:06 PM
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6. Plain and simple rum and coke. Darn I need one.

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:07 PM
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9. (snapping fingers)

"The lady'll have a rum & coke, please - top shelf. She's high class, and suffering from a head wound."

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ScreamingMeemie

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Thu Aug-21-03 11:03 PM
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67. Thank you so much.

I needed that!:toast: :bounce: :toast:

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 11:35 PM
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77. any old night, hon

and I do hope yer noggin's better today. <softpatonheadawayfromthebigpainfullump>

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Fri Aug-22-03 01:11 AM
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113. Better now, with a rum and coke in me.

Now off to bed I go. Egads! It's 2 AM and I have to get up at 4:30. Tsk tsk.

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:16 PM
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16. And me.

i guess we are of the leisured class? :)

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:32 PM
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26. I'm all about the leisure

what can I getcha this evening?

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:04 PM
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3. Sweet ... wish I was there.

It's so freaking hot and muggy in TN. I'll have a Cap'n Morgan and 7, please.

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:05 PM
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5. You got it

and the weather's no better here in NC these days.

But it's always just fine in the Grotto.

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:04 PM
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4. 4 o' clock and long past time to go to bed

Have fun.

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:06 PM
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7. g'night my friend

time zones are a bitch, aren't they?

If you find yourself unable to sleep, by all means drop back in on us here.

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:07 PM
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8. Is my...BALL PIT READY?

and what about the decoy one for snakes and freetards?

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:12 PM
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12. DON'T JUMP

we built the snake and freetard pit first!

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leftist_rebel1569

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:25 PM
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20. Okay...

I guess that's ok...for now. I want my damn ball pit, but pulling up a chair by the water isn't bad, either...

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:32 PM
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24. Hey now,

bitchin' about it ain't getting the ball pit dug any faster. I'm bettin' some of the ladies here in the Grotto wouldn't mind seein' you pick up a shovel and set about some diggin'. Work for yer play!

;-)

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:33 PM
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27. mmm yeah...

make him take his shirt off and get all sweaty.

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:35 PM
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29. 'taint my job

you seem pretty good with the givin' orders, though. ;-)

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:38 PM
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32. I just figured...

it is your Grotto after all. And it's not like you have any problem ordering me around.

Fine. Hey, Leftist Rebel...get nekkid and get to work on that ball pit.

Don't make me get rough with ya.

DV

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leftist_rebel1569

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:54 PM
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39. lol...well,

I'll take off my shirt...but too much more than that would be kinda illegal, hence my age and all, but I don't care about that TOO much...

now, off to getting sweaty shirtless...

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 10:00 PM
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41. D'OH!

I forgot to enforce the adult swim rules. You should most definitely NOT read any further down the Grotto thread, young rebel. Fella your age should be spanked at home, not in the playpool. ;-)

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leftist_rebel1569

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Thu Aug-21-03 10:03 PM
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44. WHAT?

Adult...Swim...rules? DAMMIT! Always thrown out of the good stuff cuz i'm not 18...(endless muttering)...and what about my damn ball pit?

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 10:08 PM
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48. OK, OK

no rules for the ball pit. But if you see a buncha nekkid people running around chased by somebody in leather, shield yer eyes, huh? Nobody wants to get arrested, here.

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leftist_rebel1569

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Thu Aug-21-03 10:15 PM
Response to Reply #48

52. well...

okay...that's fine with me, I guess. Even if I do, it's not like I'll tell anybody...

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-21-03 10:01 PM
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42. How old are you baby?

Get 'em while they're young and train 'em like you want 'em. That's my motto. ;-)

DV

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leftist_rebel1569

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Thu Aug-21-03 10:04 PM
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46. Well...i'm...15

Edited on Thu Aug-21-03 10:06 PM by leftist_rebel1569

Let's see...2 more years, 7 more months and 6 more days of this "you're a minor - ha!" BS...

Edit: I'm very flattered anyways, you made my day!

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-21-03 10:12 PM
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51. Ok you...outta the pool

Edited on Thu Aug-21-03 10:33 PM by VelmaD

Not that I personally have issues with you being 15, but your mother might. ;-) Hell, I haven't corrupted a 15 year old since I was one.

And don't let the "you're a minor" bs get you down...the Grotto (and all the nekkid fun and frolic that go along with it) will still be there in 2 years, 7 months and 6 days.

It kinda made my day too - I corrupted someone half my age. Go Me!

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leftist_rebel1569

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Thu Aug-21-03 10:35 PM
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55. Yeah, go you!

I hope the grotto will still be here after that time's up...that's a long time damned to only the ball pit (and other amenties that come up in the future that don't involve nudity...)

And, what if my mom didn't have a problem with it? (just curious...as little as I care about age, my mom would prolly beat me to a bloody pulp)

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 10:37 PM
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57. Quiet, man!

Velma gets turned on by that kinda talk!

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leftist_rebel1569

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Thu Aug-21-03 10:52 PM
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63. well..

what would be the fun in that? :evilgrin:

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-21-03 10:40 PM
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58. it's like going on a field trip...

I'd need your mom to sign your permission slip. ;-)

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leftist_rebel1569

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Thu Aug-21-03 10:54 PM
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64. hmm...fun

I'd have to tell my mom i'd be performing some (cough) hands-on investigations...lol :evilgrin:

Actually, what I really need to do...is take a cold shower and go to bed...

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-21-03 10:59 PM
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65. nice try...

come back again when you're big enough to ride all the rides. ;-)

Cold shower and to bed with you. Usually the safest course of action when you're 15.

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leftist_rebel1569

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Thu Aug-21-03 11:02 PM
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I was just playin around..

but you're right...off to the showers, then good night DU!

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 11:03 PM
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68. night LR!

we'll have the junior Hef section fully operational for ya' next time, no doubt. ;-)

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-21-03 11:06 PM
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69. I know baby...

and I was playing back at you.

It's called flirting and it's lots of fun. You did a fair job holding your own in here tonight and are to be commended. Nice job for a man your age. I highly recommend trying it out on chicks your own age. Trust me - they'll dig it.

Nighty night.

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leftist_rebel1569

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:17 AM
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86. I know, I know...

I like flirting, but no one flirts with me! :(

Oh, btw...can't sleep. Maybe I'll try again in 20 min, but for now...it's DU time...

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short bus president

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:28 AM
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93. Sorry LR

I've got Velma a little, um, unavailable right now. But she'll be more than happy to have a sit-down with you tomorrow. Assuming she'll be able to sit down by then.

Meanwhile, it's late, and you should be sleeping. Since you're too young for a nightcap, I can only recommend one of the two things bound to put any man to sleep: (1) benadryl, or (2) 20 minutes of good old fashioned hand jive.

Hope it all works out for ya'. ;-)

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leftist_rebel1569

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:30 AM
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96. okay...no prob

have fun...I won't even look at what's going on down there...

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leftist_rebel1569

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:35 PM
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28. fine then...

but I get rights on naming it! :P

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:37 PM
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31. that'll work

we'll have the leftist rebel ball pit, and the rightist dickwad snake and freetard pit. See which one more people wanna jump in.

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leftist_rebel1569

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:42 PM
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33. now who the hell

WOULDN'T want to jump in a ball pit named after me? :)

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:47 PM
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36. leftist conformists?

Trotskyites?

I dunno...

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leftist_rebel1569

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:55 PM
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40. exactly.

NOBODY can resist that! That's the glory of it, my friend...the ball pit would be such a hit!

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dolo amber

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:10 PM
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10. I think...

I'll just have a nice cold Heineken tonight if you please, kind sir.

And some Funyuns.

;)

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:14 PM
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14. I was advised

by a stand-up DUer outside of the Grotto that funyons may not quite work. You don't mind if the onion rings cool down a bit, do you? ;-)

<snapping> "Server! Heinie for the lady, please."

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:10 PM
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11. Can I bring my ice-cream?

It's one of those Big Reds!:P

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:15 PM
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15. we like things

big and red in the Grotto. It's adjacent to the dungeon, you know?

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foxy

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:17 PM
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17. I like dungeons!

I like those chains on the walls :evilgrin:

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:26 PM
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21. Oh, you're DEFINITELY

invited to the Pitt stop pool party. Stay tuned to the Lounge for details.

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foxy

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:28 PM
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23. Gotcha' I'll be tuned in periodically

:bounce:

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:46 PM
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35. seriously

I'll put something up tomorrow or Saturday. I just have to clear it with the homeowners. It's not quite the Grotto, but it'd be a great place for a DU gathering.

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:13 PM
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13. Sigh...

I'm just back from the gym. Screw mineral water. Gimme a bottle of Jack Daniels and rub my shoulders minion. ;-)

DV

If I give you my SSN are you gonna run up my credit and sign me up for porn sites. ;-)

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:18 PM
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18. You get whatcha ask for

here in the Grotto. But my choice where to stick the bottle.

:evilgrin:

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:24 PM
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19. Once I've drained that bottle

like I'll care where you put it. ;-)

Just no ice cubes.

DV

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:27 PM
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22. the lady takes it neat

BTW, can i get your SSN in exchange for that bottle?

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:32 PM
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25. Depends on...

which orifice you choose. ;-) Some have more SSN than others.

DV

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:36 PM
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30. liquor in the front

top secret SSN theft ring in the back?

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:45 PM
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34. you don't have to steal baby...

I'll give the SSN up for free after another coupla shots of Jack.

DV

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:50 PM
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37. Woohoo!

<squish>

<snapping fingers> "Server! More KY, please."

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-21-03 09:53 PM
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38. Lube is your friend...

kinda required too for the Squishy Sex Noise (get it people - that's the acronym for the day).

DV

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 10:02 PM
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43. Well, it's not REQUIRED, per se

I mean, we are mostly underwater here. KY's not gonna work well.

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-21-03 10:07 PM
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47. It's a Grotto...

I'm sure there's a handy, dark, secluded niche somewhere where we can get down to it.

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 10:11 PM
Response to Reply #47

50. Ooh, baby!

You turn me on so when you talk disco.

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-21-03 10:25 PM
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53. Yeah, well, it doesn't take much...

to turn you on honey. Enema bags, disco, funyons...

Hey, ya know why Baptists don't have sex standing up?

Someone might think they were dancing.

Thank you, thank you...I'll be here til Thursday...try the veal...

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 10:32 PM
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54. you forgot

SSN theft rings.

And you're somewhere near my height, right?

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-21-03 10:37 PM
Response to Reply #54

56. well I'm 5'8"

but I tend to wear shoes with big scary silver buckles and 4 inch platform heels.

How tall are you? This is vital to determining our upright-nooky compatibility quoptient.

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 10:40 PM
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59. Oy. This is forever gonna destroy my chances with catpower...

I'm 5'9"

And I don't own any taller shoes than a pair of redwing work boots. And they'd just look plain silly with me here otherwise nekkid in the pool.

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-21-03 10:47 PM
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60. uh-oh

That's not a lot of height difference. Are you sure that's gonna work out for boinking in the back of the cave somewhere?

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 10:49 PM
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61. Well, it's not like

I'm gonna have to jump at it or anything. You'll just have to trust me.

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-21-03 10:52 PM
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62. Famous last words.

Trust you...snort. I trust you...to spike my drink, to grope me while I'm intoxicated, and to shoot your mouth off and tell the whole freakin' board that you pulled then next day. ;-)

I still think the height thing means one of us will have to be...bendy.

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 11:02 PM
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66. Nah. No bendiness needed.

you'll just have to lean forward a mite, and trust I won't pull your shoulders out of their sockets. :o

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-21-03 11:11 PM
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70. what are you planning on doing...

twisting my arms into a knot or something?

Lean forward...that's starting to sound suspiciously like bend over. Which is fine...just...you first. ;-)

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 11:23 PM
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72. Hmph!

My Grotto! When you open YOUR Grotto we'll talk about "me first."

:P

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-21-03 11:30 PM
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74. Oh come on *pout*

You show me yours and I'll show you mine. Share and share alike. Trust me, you'll like it.

To quote my favorite song, "This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to." ;-)

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 11:34 PM
Response to Reply #74

76. Who do you think I am?

This guy?

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-21-03 11:40 PM
Response to Reply #76

79. Gabbo seemed perfectly fine...

with having a hand shoved somewhere personal. And he was a lot smaller than you.

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 11:43 PM
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80. Haven't we already had

the splinter discussion?

;-)

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:03 AM
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83. Yes we have...

and I'm not proposing to shove Gabbo up there. *rolls eyes*

Just a little teeny girly hand. You've seen 'em...anyone could take it.

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short bus president

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:13 AM
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84. *snarf*

no rectal gabboing for me. Check.

:P

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:18 AM
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88. Now there's a term...

to add to your exhaustive personal dictionary of weird sex pratices.

Rectal gabboing.

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short bus president

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:22 AM
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90. "meat puppet, meet wood puppet"

"wood puppet, meet meat puppet."

*snarf*

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:28 AM
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92. "meet meat puppet"

Try saying that 3 times fast.

No splinters!

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short bus president

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:30 AM
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95. splinters and gerbils and poo, oh my!

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:44 AM
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101. NO SCAT!

NO SCAT!

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short bus president

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:56 AM
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103. scooby dooby doo, doo bop

wheeeeeee debop! bam whop a loom, za pow!

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-22-03 01:00 AM
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106. Please tell me...

that isn't what your SSN sounds like.

I'm thinking you've been in the Grotto too long. You...bed...now.

DV

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Fri Aug-22-03 01:01 AM
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108. Yes ma'am

me sleep now. No more make bad pun. <lick>

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Thu Aug-21-03 10:03 PM
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45. Have to pass tonight--can't get a sitter. (sigh)

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 10:10 PM
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49. We'll be here when you can

sneak away again.

:toast:

Have a brew for the road, though.

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Thu Aug-21-03 11:19 PM
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71. So like...What's with the grotto, hon?

Am I s'posed to have a religious experience here or something? :-)

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 11:23 PM
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73. Nah

Just a few drinks and a good time. Can I getcha anything?

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-21-03 11:33 PM
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75. Hey!

I thought we were having a religious experience back in that dark corner. I'm so disillusioned. *pout*

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short bus president

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Thu Aug-21-03 11:36 PM
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78. What's that?

Baptism of fire? Count me IN, babe!

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Thu Aug-21-03 11:47 PM
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81. Sure! How about a nice

Anchor Liberty Ale? :-)

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short bus president

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:01 AM
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82. classic frosty mug,

or stylish and hand-freeing beer hat?

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:15 AM
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85. Frosty mug, please!

It's hot and muggy here...

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short bus president

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:18 AM
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87. yeah, here too

*snap* *snap*

"Server! Frosty mug for the lady, and keep 'em comin'. Sounds like she's got a powerful thirst going."

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Fri Aug-22-03 01:22 AM
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115. Thanks hon!

:toast:

Here's lookin' @ you kid.

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Lady Freedom

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:20 AM
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89. When are going to drain this...

drowning trap?

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Lady Freedom

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:24 AM
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91. go ahead...

don't listen to my warnings! But when JAWS eats you all, just remeber I told you so!

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short bus president

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:29 AM
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94. SPLASH!

I'll even loan ya' the floaty armband things. C'mon in now...

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Lady Freedom

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:33 AM
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97. you do know...

That you are missing a great sexual positions thread while your here turning into a prun?

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short bus president

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Fri Aug-22-03 01:00 AM
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107. Whaddaya think I am?

Some kinda sex pervert or somethin'?

STOP UNDRESSING ME WITH YOUR EYES! USE YOUR HANDS AND TEETH!

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ornotna

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:33 AM
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98. If you stay in the shallow end

you won't have to worry about sharks eating you. :evilgrin:

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Lady Freedom

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:36 AM
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99. ha ha very funny!

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leftist_rebel1569

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:40 AM
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100. I jump into the pool

(SORRY SBP...I KNOW, I'LL JUST SHIELD MY DAMN EYES WHILE I PLAY HERO!) and I wrestle the damn shark out of the water and I save the day! Then, I retreat back to my secret hideout (AKA the ball pit)

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:55 AM
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102. tsk tsk tsk

you aren't supposed to be down here at this end of the thread young man. What would your mother say?

Back to the ball pit and don't think I didn't see you peeking between your fingers.

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short bus president

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:59 AM
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105. Sorry LR - she can be

a real meanie when the mood strikes.

Guess from that outburst it's my turn on the rack?

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-22-03 01:02 AM
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109. Yup. You never shoulda...

left that handcuff key where I could reach it with my toes.

Now bend over and take it like a man.

DV

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Fri Aug-22-03 01:07 AM
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111. wow...

Edited on Fri Aug-22-03 01:09 AM by leftist_rebel1569

that's freaky, guys...i'm so leaving this part of the thread alone...

back to the ball pit...:scared:

Edit: It's really, in fact, sleepy time for me...good night...

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leftist_rebel1569

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Fri Aug-22-03 01:04 AM
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110. well...well...well...

I couldn't sleep. And, I saw the shark in the pool and I saved the day...i think (please don't deny me this boost to my self-esteem!).

Don't worry, I skipped over the whole part with you and Short Bus...

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-22-03 01:08 AM
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112. OK, ok, for the sake of...

your fragile self-esteem I'm gonna pretend to believe you didn't read the whole thread.

Although, how did you know there was a "part" with me and Short Bus if you didn't look at the whole thread.

*shakes self* Sorry, not gonna confuse the issue with logic.

Kudos on your manly man rescue. Most impressive.

Now got to bed...tomorrow's a school day. :-)

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leftist_rebel1569

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Fri Aug-22-03 01:13 AM
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114. uhh...okay

i was about to go to bed anyways...

I knew there was a part with you and short bus because I saw the long tree of replys that were just you and him and....really weird subject lines. and, the self esteem part was about my ever-so-manly rescue...i didn't want my heroism to be overlooked, the attention whore in me wouldn't allow it! :P

anyways, good night...tomorrow isn't a school day though (I start school in about 2 weeks).

P.S. I like flirting...a lot...but no one flirts with me! :(

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short bus president

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:58 AM
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104. Hey, we're not crazy

we make exceptions for shark-defying dramatic rescues.

;-)

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Fri Aug-22-03 10:18 AM
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116. Sheesh! Why do you start all the good threads when I'm not around

to participate?

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