The MOTHERship of all CAPTIONS - Democratic Underground

underpants

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Fri Aug-22-03 07:31 AM
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The MOTHERship of all CAPTIONS

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Aug-22-03 07:33 AM
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1. The aliens say: "Brain scan negative. Keep searching for intelligent life!

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geebensis

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Fri Aug-22-03 07:36 AM
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2. A few more kleiglights and my killer flightsuit...

Edited on Fri Aug-22-03 07:37 AM by geebensis

...and this would be like those way cool rallies from Germany in the '30's

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arwalden

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Fri Aug-22-03 07:40 AM
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3. No Caption: But Look At Those Alien-Like Fingers...

... it's unnatural. It's creepy.

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Paschall

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Fri Aug-22-03 07:48 AM
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4. Carnac knows!

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underpants

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Fri Aug-22-03 07:52 AM
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5. A dimbulb headbutts a lightbulb

:bounce:

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Peachhead22

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Fri Aug-22-03 07:52 AM
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6. TV newsman:

"Here's the footage just before the tragedy. No one has yet claimed responsibility for scheduling the President's speech in a train tunnel. But sources have traced a memo to the Vice President's office."

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Fri Aug-22-03 08:08 AM
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7. Yes Mr. Cheney ...

we have him in the idiot ray.

Cheers
Drifter

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emad

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Fri Aug-22-03 09:13 AM
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8. St Peter: is that a nimbus i see before me?

american voter: no, its the viewfinder on satan's rifle

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NightTrain

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Fri Aug-22-03 09:43 AM
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9. Dubya gives true meaning to the phrase, "Maggot Brain"

n/t

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cosmicdot

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Fri Aug-22-03 10:36 AM
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10. Orwellian scholars heralded Woody Allen's "Sleeper" ...

... which 30 years ago predicted a utopian society where the government 'is worse than California' ... GM and biotech foods ... automated dogs ... the existence of an "Underground" ... and, of special note, predicted a so-called "leader" represented as a figure 'head' safe-guarded by the media bubble and maintained through nose cloning ... these scholars hail "Sleeper" as a remarkably precise prophecy being realized a hundred 70 years ahead of schedule ... these scholars have expedited investigations into Orgasmatron technology realizing the future is here ...

shameless self-promotion:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=122295

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underpants

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Fri Aug-22-03 10:38 AM
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11. Yeah Woody doesn't like to wait around for things to mature is proscribed

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cosmicdot

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Fri Aug-22-03 10:49 AM
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12. true

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skip fox

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Fri Aug-22-03 10:50 AM
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13. W. is saying: "Karl says he can tell when I get an idea 'cause

he can smell rubber burning. When Laura used to do the laundry, she could tell when I had an idea cause sometimes I would stain myself. But I can tell when I have an idea, like now, cause it feels like a bolt of light smacking me in the third eye. So I know it's good! Like when God talks to me and stuff. And he hardly ever calls me 'numbnuts.' And instead of slapping me, he shoves a thumb up . . . oh . . . wait . . . what was the question again?"

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underpants

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Fri Aug-22-03 11:23 AM
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14. To cut costs even lower hot dogs are out at fundraisers ...

there giant Easy Bake oven is in.

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Raenelle

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Fri Aug-22-03 11:34 AM
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15. Whistle Ass

Not a caption, just his name.

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Not a robought

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:57 PM
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16. HAL: "What are you doing?.... George?"

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Lady Freedom

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Fri Aug-22-03 01:11 PM
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17. NASA's report after the tragety!

The Presidents cut in our buget made it impossible for us to know that there was a meteor on its way to the spot where we recomended him to give his speach!

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skip fox

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Fri Aug-22-03 01:53 PM
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18. Swift CAPTIONS fly from morn to noon

Yet leave the skies of day far too soon,
But other CAPTIONS follow in their flight
To leaven evening and confound the night!

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SpaceCatMeetsMars

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Fri Aug-22-03 02:32 PM
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19. Is he a good witch or a bad witch?

The Wicked Witch of the Western White House raises $1 million dirty dollar bills in political pay-offs and then takes off in his evil bubble-transporter to grub some more filthy lucre somewhere else.

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cosmicdot

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Fri Aug-22-03 03:05 PM
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20. Karl and Dick, at first, said they were pleased with George ...

... and, his progress ... they point to his graduation from being intrigued with on-coming car headlights to his having tunnel vision looking for on-coming trains ... they said it's one reason they made him an honorary NeoCon ... they said that George will say, 'look, I can see the train a'coming' ... and, 'don't'ch'yall hear it a'coming' ... after further consideration, Karl and Dick said they didn't know if that was progress or a train wreck waiting to happen ... you know, they said, he's always lived in a bubble ...

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Fri Aug-22-03 03:15 PM
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21. "whoa, too many beers at lunch... everything... getting... hazy..."

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Astarho

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Fri Aug-22-03 06:27 PM
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22. It's his First Amendment Shield! Any criticism is deflected and

reality is kept safely at bay so as far as he know we all think he's just swell!

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