The Pants That Swallowed Fred Mertz... Or...

arwalden

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Thu Jun-03-04 10:00 PM
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The Pants That Swallowed Fred Mertz... Or...

Edited on Thu Jun-03-04 10:01 PM by arwalden

How high is TOO high for men to wear their pants? Where does the real waistline exist? Where does torso end and leg begin?

-- Allen

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pagerbear

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Thu Jun-03-04 10:02 PM
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1. Waistline is belly-button level, isn't it?

The belly button just seems higher on some men than others.

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Thu Jun-03-04 10:04 PM
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3. Technically it is definitely higher than mid crack of your ass

Edited on Thu Jun-03-04 10:13 PM by nothingshocksmeanymo

and that would perhaps be the most useful measure :D

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arwalden

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Thu Jun-03-04 10:08 PM
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5. Oh Be Still My Beating Heart... Grwoof, Daddy!

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Dookus

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Thu Jun-03-04 10:09 PM
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6. Jeebus, NSMA!

We don't need to see pics of you doing home repairs!

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Thu Jun-03-04 10:14 PM
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10. um...there is NO hair on my ass!

Thankyou very much.

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Dookus

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Thu Jun-03-04 10:16 PM
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11. Oh right...

you get your brazilian ass-wax on the first of the month.

But how do we know when THAT pic was taken?

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Career Prole

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Thu Jun-03-04 10:33 PM
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15. Day-um! That's one big-ass bloodstain on that floor! :D n/t

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salvorhardin

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Thu Jun-03-04 10:04 PM
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2. Is that a Fred Mertz model?

Damn, that is just too cool. Now if they'd only come out with a Fred Mertz action figure!

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arwalden

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Thu Jun-03-04 10:07 PM
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4. Here You Go... More ILL Figurines

http://easycarts.net/ecarts/CATHYSCLOSET/FIGURINES.html

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solinvictus

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Thu Jun-03-04 10:12 PM
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8. "Oh for corn's sake, Ethel!!!"

I loved that show.

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Dookus

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Thu Jun-03-04 10:11 PM
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7. heheh...

I read a great biography of Vivian Vance a couple years ago. Evident Frawley was a major asshole. He was fond of farting during shooting. He was drunk most of the time, and was mean as a snake.

Of course Vivian Vance was crazy as a loon, and Lucy herself was evidently one of the most humorless people ever to become a comedian.

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Spinzonner

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Thu Jun-03-04 10:30 PM
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14. Maybe making comedy

is like making sausage ?

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Dookus

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Thu Jun-03-04 11:06 PM
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17. evidently

but I was quite surprised when I'd read a number of accounts about how distinctly UNfunny Lucille Ball was off-camera. Her sense of comedic timing was impeccable, and she could do slapstick with the best of the great comics.

It's just hard to imagine somebody with no real sense of humor could be so good at it.

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Insider

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Thu Jun-03-04 10:13 PM
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9. every now & then

you really nail one. LOL

:toast:

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arwalden

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Thu Jun-03-04 10:22 PM
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13. If Ya Throw Enough Darts... Eventually Something Will Hit The Bullseye

My philosophy: quantity... not quality. LOL.

Thanks, Insider.

-- Allen

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arwalden

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Thu Jun-03-04 10:20 PM
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12. One More Pic...

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Insider

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Thu Jun-03-04 10:35 PM
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16. i'm an old cowhaaaaand

from the rio graaaaaaande

(ricky's neckerchief is tied to the right...)

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