Susang wants to pay me $200 to clean her house!

BatBoy guano everywhere! x(

That's tough though - I have my own place to clean, although I have a head start because:

1) I am on PDT/MST, which is 2 hours ahead of her.
2) The scent of fresh coffee permeates this place!

Some random cleaning popcorn:

Susang's house
Is a mess
Why that's so
Is anybody's guess
So she gets the mop
She gets the bucket
Surveys the kitchen
And says
Aw, fuck it!

She'll post a thread
About her dread
And procrastinate
Until quite late
So she grabs a sponge
To clean the grunge
There's enough dirt
To make her lunge

But no matter how messy
Her task may be
At least she doesn't
Have to clean GD!
So when Mom and Dad
Come by for dinner
The BatBoy guano
Should be quite thinner!

ZW

I'd consider you to be Santa!

Me next!

I'd know you weren't jokin'! :D

for cleaning I'd give you a palace!

I'd clean your house with a kleenex! :o

I'd hire John Voight.

...$150.

I'd ask you to clean every door hinge!

I'd polish with Crisco!

I would'nt touch the john.

Instead of from Austin
I wouldn't care how much
the cleaning was costin'

:-)

I just went out and bought a whole mess of cleaning supplies and am ready to go after I eat this delicious turkey and muenster cheese sandwich.

I even bought a dust mask to help me deal with my allergy issues. I'm putting some Erasure on the stereo and I'll be ready to go! :-)

I'd brew me some tea
Then lace it with scotch.
I'd say hell with the cleaning
It's without any meaning
And it's something
I surely will botch!

You are a true Member of the Order of Zomby Popcorn!