For Darth_Velma, on the occasion of her 500th post

short bus president

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:09 PM
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For Darth_Velma, on the occasion of her 500th post

I know you've wanted to see this for a long time, hon, so without further ado, here's me shakin' my big hairy ass atcha:

Now, do try not to get overly excited. And yes, I'll shave the padding down before my :spank: Wouldn't want to miss out on any of yer sweet sensations...

;-)

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:11 PM
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1. Congrats D_V!!!

:toast: I don't have an ass-shaking rodent, though...

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short bus president

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:13 PM
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3. uh, that's Deevee, GOPisEvil,

as in "Deevee-ant."

;-)

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:24 PM
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10. Thanks...

and that's alright. One ass-shaking rodent per day is plenty. :-)

DV

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newyawker99

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Sat Aug-23-03 02:45 PM
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39. Congrats VelmaD!!

:toast:

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Aristus

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:12 PM
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2. Y'know, it's a little disconcerting to know that I spent a great deal

of my time up the ladder to 1000 posts on political stuff, birthday wishes, replies to "Where do you live?" threads, and Lady Freedom and Darth Velma have had so much fun with their warm, squishy, sweaty, sticky fun-loving threads. Have I just been wasting my time? ;-)

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short bus president

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:14 PM
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5. You know where to find us

on any given evening.

Hell, well over 90% of my posts as shortbus have been about things that would make a hooker blush. That's life in the Grotto. ;-)

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:14 PM
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4. Shake it baby.

Well, I asked for a fun post for my 500th and this is what I get. Sigh. You're warped. (But I luv ya anyway.)

Thanks for making my 500th post such a memorable occasion. *smooches*

Darth Velma

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short bus president

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:17 PM
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6. the real fun

starts when the Grotto opens tonight. ;-)

One stroke for each post? Or maybe just one stroke for each perverted sex post? What would that be, roughly 500 strokes, either way?

Hope you can count that high in German... most girls tend to get stuck at "nein!"

:spank:

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Aristus

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:21 PM
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7. zehn, elf, zwolf. dreiszehn, vierzehn, funfzehn, sechszehn

siebzehn, want me to go on?

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:23 PM
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9. Yes please...

German is such a sexy language...*thud*

DV

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:22 PM
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8. well I've got about 7 hours...

to learn.

You gonna start the counting all over every time I make a mistake? ;-)

DV

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Aristus

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:26 PM
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11. Na gut. Bitte alle zusammen!

ein, :spank:, zwei, :spank:, drei, :spank:, vier,:spank:, funf, :spank:

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:28 PM
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13. Love your teaching method

This is way more fun than learning German from tapes. :evilgrin:

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Aristus

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:33 PM
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15. You like, ja? Vell zen, more! MORE!

"Bitte, wo ist der Bahnhof?" :spank:
"Bitte, wo ist die Toilette?" :spank:
"BItte, wo ist die Schlafzimmer?" ;-) :spank:

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:40 PM
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16. Snort...

don't know a word of German (and I have this feeling that I don't wanta go find a translation). Just keep on hollering at me...it's all good. ;-)

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Aristus

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:44 PM
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17. Don't I luke goot in mine lederhosen?

Do you like a lederjacke?

Nein? Moore schpanking zen! Goot!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

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Kellanved

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Fri Aug-22-03 06:56 PM
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31. If you want a translation / a word : ask

@Aristus: Das mit den Genera üben wir aber nochmal. :hi: ;-)

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-22-03 07:57 PM
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32. That depends...

on whether it's hot. ;-)

If he's just saying "Where is the bathroom?" or "Waiter, check please." I don't wanta know. Gotta leave me my illusions.

DV

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catpower2000

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:27 PM
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12. Congrats to my fellow slasher!!

Feels like you've been here much longer!

Here's a fun link for ya on the occasion of your 500th!

http://smallville.slashdom.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?ShortResults=0&Title=&Title_Range=0&Author=&Author_Range=0&Category=6&Rating=4&RatingToExclude=0&RatingToExclude=1&RatingToExclude=2&Pairing=0&Summary=&Date=0&SortBy=4&SortOrder=0&NumToList=0&FastSearch=0

I'm DEEP into Moria--thanks a LOT! (Sincerely AND sarcastically, lol.)

:toast: Here's to 500 more!!

Cat :hi:

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:31 PM
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14. What a fabulous gift

for my 500th post. Mmm...pretty boy Clark and Lex with the lovely lickable bald head. *smooches to you*

Glad you're enjoying Moria. Just don't get so lost that we never see you again.

DV

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leftist_rebel1569

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:46 PM
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18. Congrats!

So, did you and Short...you know, nevermind...I'll just leave it at that ;-)

:toast: congrats Darth_Velma! :toast:

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:52 PM
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19. oh no ya don't

I'm already in enough trouble as is for corrupting you last night in the Grotto. Besides, a lady doesn't kiss and tell. (But short bus will if you ask him - he's a slut with no discretion whatsoever.) ;-)

Thanks for the congrats. *affectionate age-appropriate smooch*

DV

P.S. Maybe you should cover your eyes in this thread too. Not sure you're ready to see Aristus in those lederhosen. ;-)

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Aristus

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Fri Aug-22-03 12:57 PM
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20. Vy not? I ahm a manly man, mit manly muscles!

Und leftist rebel, du bist too jung, ja?

Den me und Darth Felma must ganz allein bleiben, nicht wahr?

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-22-03 01:02 PM
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21. Yup, he's underage...

a point he neglected to mention yesterday in the Grotto until AFTER I had ordered him to get nekkid and start digging. ;-)

DV

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leftist_rebel1569

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Fri Aug-22-03 01:03 PM
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22. hey, no one asked!

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Aristus

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Fri Aug-22-03 01:09 PM
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23. If I had been there, Velma, I couldda told ya he was too young.

*Translation* - "Me and Darth Velma must remain alone."

I called you Darth Felma because the Germans pronounce their V's as F's. To a German,a Vee-DoubleYou is a Fow-Vay.

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-22-03 01:16 PM
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24. Sigh...

You gotta hang out in the Grotto more and help us screen out the sprogs.

Maybe we can find a way for you to put those manly muscles to use. ;-)

DV

I got the V-F thing. I listen to lots of hard-core German metal. *thud*

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Aristus

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Fri Aug-22-03 01:19 PM
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25. Screen out the sprogs? Oh, so now I'm at the velvet rope?

Everyone else gets to have fun? Sheesh, Velma, you're punishing me!

...do it again...

:spank:

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-22-03 01:25 PM
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26. No, no, no!

Not what I meant AT ALL. I'd never force someone to stay dry and sober in the Grotto. It's just that we all get...well...a little distracted ;-) and we need all the extra eyes we can get to keep Leftist Rebel from sneaking into the Adults Only section.

Beating that boy down is good exercise and it's fun to boot. :-)

DV

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Aristus

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Fri Aug-22-03 01:29 PM
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27. So what does the boot look like?

Heh-heh!

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-22-03 01:33 PM
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28. soft, supple black leather...

zip to the knee...shiny silver studs circling around the ankle and mid-calf...scary 4 inch chunky heels...

DV

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Aristus

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Fri Aug-22-03 01:36 PM
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29. Oh MAMA!

Can you hold that thought, Velma? I'm off to class now. I'll try to sneak a log-on during computer lab. I hope you're enjoying your 500 posts celebratory thread. Let me know if there's anything I can do to make it memorable.

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-22-03 01:39 PM
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30. As if...

paddling my ass while you holler at me in German isn't memorable enough.

Any more "memorable" and I might not survive. ;-)

Have fun in class. And thanks for playing. ;-)

DV

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short bus president

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Fri Aug-22-03 11:33 PM
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35. thank you, Sir,

you've done quite enough.

I'm NEVER gonna be able to beat the amateur German outta this girl now!

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-22-03 11:39 PM
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37. yeah, but...

Edited on Fri Aug-22-03 11:42 PM by VelmaD

I bet you'll have fun tryin'.

*psst* Aristus...meet me in the Grotto. We can sneak off after he's hammered. ;-)

DV

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short bus president

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Fri Aug-22-03 11:57 PM
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38. 525...

and I've got a freezer full of ice cubes, young lady.

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short bus president

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Fri Aug-22-03 11:30 PM
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33. Gawd! A guy misses out on so much

when the damned lightning strikes. I think it was a sign from Gawd. Or Roy Moore. Either way, I owe you some whacks, Deevee.

Here, or in the Grotto?

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-22-03 11:33 PM
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34. let's do it in the Grotto...

gonna need those soothing waters when you're done.

DV

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short bus president

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Fri Aug-22-03 11:37 PM
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36. I've got yer

"soothing waters," babe. ;-)

See ya' there. Don't start (again) without me.

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