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Rocinante Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-03 02:28 AM
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I got a big ass gnat flying around my monitor
What should I do? Tried to swat him and damn near busted the screen.
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St. Jarvitude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-03 02:30 AM
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1. That's no gnat...
It's a tiny camera sent by the CIA, in cahoots with the aliens who built the pyramids, to spy on you for knowing too much about the secret program to send all of the Earth's waste to the sun
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Rocinante Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-03 02:43 AM
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3. Thanks
Edited on Sat Aug-23-03 02:51 AM by gore42004
it looks like I've been discovered again.
Meant to say uncovered. How very uncool of me.
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ugarte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-03 02:41 AM
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2. Nothing wrong with a big ass
:)
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Lexingtonian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-03 03:31 AM
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4. Hey-

stop staring at its butt, you cheeky monkey you! :-)

(With apologies to Mike Myers, and his 'drawrings', and SNL)
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Rocinante Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-03 03:37 AM
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5. This thing
could load up this monitor and take it downtown somewhere. Looks more like a big ass fruit fly than a big ass gnat. I will keep you posted, thinking of bringing out the wasp spray or at the very least a baseball bat.
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liberalnurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-03 04:03 AM
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6. Show him some browning bananas.
He might be hungry......Show him the trash can......
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Rocinante Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-03 04:21 AM
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7. Update
I promised.It was a small horse fly. Not a big ass one. A big ass horse fly can do some serious damage to skin. I beat the beast with the back of my hand, no baseball bat needed. I would feel sorry for him but I got bit by a big ass one once. Just imagine what horses have to endure.
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