So, what're YOU going to hell for?

:D

I got told the other day I was going to hell for making a Jesus/Reagan joke (I'm not sure which was the tipping point, the Jesus part or the Reagan part, but there it is).

What's sending you south?

not believing there is a god

not having respect for god if one should be found

sex with yourseLf... unLess of course, you don't do that sorta thing.

thats not the reason i am going to hell

and sex with many other people....

vanity

lust

adultery

hedonism

the nightlife

kicking puppies

tripping bLind kids

smearing war heroes

never picking up the tab

- karL rove

Sorry, even when I sang in the church choir, I slept through the sermon.

Yet.

It was the first election I was eligible to vote in and didn't know any better.

Hell is too good for you!!!

You're going to a place wher you'll have to listen to this song played 24 hours a day, 365 days a year for the rest of eternity

http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/25/ashcroft.sings.wbtv.med.html

I have a friend in the Formula One forum who is a Democrat who voted for Reagan. He says he was the last Republican he voted for. And the resident freeper there keeps calling him anti-American and Commie, much to everybody's amusement. Also calls me JCCCP.

Not every first-time voter makes the right choice.

I've got to suffer with what I did already. That's what being young and dumb does.

and the fact that I don't want to be in heaven with all those"Christians" that assume they will be there.

hasn't happened yet... too many reasons here to count depending on who's deciding who's going to hell (if hell existed). :)

And ... loving it!

:evilgrin:

A short description of the slo-mo flesh tearing did the trick. :evilgrin:

I'm in Texas now so I figure I'm halfway there already.

You're already here......hehhehheh.......:evilgrin:

except maybe for the homosexual thing.

But, I don't think there's anything wrong with homosexuality, so I guess that makes the list anyway.

According to my fundie relatives. Actually, some believe I will land in hell, some believe I will make it to heaven but will have fewer rewards, and some believe I will have to live through the apocalypse before making it to heaven.
These fundies never agree on anything!

:evilgrin: :evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:

since they're the ones who insist I'm going to hell...they are the ones sending me there.

"it's your god. your bible. your hell. you burn in it."
Solly Mack

2. Not being an evangelical
3. Not being a Muslim
4. Being tolerant of other's spiritual beliefs, as long as they are not doing harm to others.
5. Being a liberal-leaning independent
6. Not having a problem with homosexuals.
7. Believing in a separation of church and state
8. Not taking Chick tracts seriously
9. Masturbating chronically from age 11-30.
10. Living with my wife before we got married (already repented & asked forgiveness for that one)
11. Believeing in social justice
12. Judging fundagelical wackos
13. Picking on my 9th grade Spanish teacher
14. Thinking "Dogma" was a good movie
15. Eating the occasional vegetarian meal (veggies are Pagans, you know)
16. Believing that having dominion over the Earth means protecting it as well as partaking in its bounties, not just raping it into nothingness since the Rapture is coming anyway
17. Thinking that not every war the United States has been involved in has been just.
18. Not making abortion my sole issue for voting for a candidate.
19. Believing in an equal partnership with my wife, rather than making her my subject.
20. Believing that, despite Original Sin, all people are inherently good (the Chuch DOES believe this now. Didn't used to)
21. Not giving money to Robert Tilton, Benny Hinn, the 700 Club or any of those other helmet-haired hacks.

I could go on for days....

so I guess it hasn't stopped! Oh, and I got married!

From 1978 thru 1983.

Boy, those were some rough years.

If there is a hell, there's also a God who wouldn't dream of sending me or anyone else there.

...I was not into at all, but who dug me. I did it to make myself feel better after the woman I really loved broke my heart.

The rebound girl was a good person and...I took advantage of her feelings for me. We only did it once, but It was a vile thing tfor me to do. She even forgave me for it, which makes me feel even worse about it.

22 years ago and it still gnaws at me. I'm gonna get stuck with boiler room duty down below for that creepy-assed deed.