What would you rather see me NOT do:

1. Become a republican
2. Get pregnant
3. Change my mannerisms and accent and pretend to be Irish, Australian, or British
4. Not mutter to myself in a loud voice every time I read the paper in the grocer's which in turn makes everybody around me stare
5. Try to live life as a heterosexual
6. Try to live life as a stereotypic homosexual
7. Shave my legs
8. Use Nair(tm) on my beard, ear, and extra-long nose hair
9. Same as #8 but replace Nair with professional electrolosis surgery
10. Get a sex change on a dare
11. Become cynical
12. Make frozen beer lollipops...
13. Place silly personals ads on every site imaginable
14. Whine and complain about my lack of social life.
15. See #14, replace "social" with "sex"
16. Eat liver that's been sitting outdoors on a sidewalk in 90 degree heat for a fortnight.
17. Use ther word "fortnight"

Mix and match 'em folks!

And "fortnight" needs to be used more often.
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