MATCOM IS A FALSE PROPHET!!!!! - Democratic Underground

DS1

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Tue Jun-15-04 09:14 PM
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MATCOM IS A FALSE PROPHET!!!!!

Come, join the CHURCH OF DS1!!

The Reverend DS1 will guide you clear of these providers of empty promises!!

Look and behold these unfulfilled requests!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=1275850&mesg_id=1276274

BUURRRN HIM!! BURN HIM ALIVE!! and his dog Remy too

:grr:

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Fenris

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Tue Jun-15-04 09:18 PM
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1. Oh, no! LynneSin and GOPisEvil have made an idol of him!

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DS1

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Tue Jun-15-04 09:20 PM
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2. We only have time to save one of them. Choose wisely

:evilgrin:

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CrownPrinceBandar

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Tue Jun-15-04 09:41 PM
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3. Oh my, a schism!!!!!!!!

Whatever shall we do?

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DS1

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Tue Jun-15-04 09:42 PM
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6. Send me money

Call it a Tax Deductible Religious Retreat on your tax returns

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CrownPrinceBandar

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Tue Jun-15-04 09:47 PM
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7. Right... maybe we could just call you "the Poor Prophet"?...

could be good for your image.

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DS1

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Tue Jun-15-04 10:05 PM
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12. I'm a Poor Prophet that makes donations easy

Don't trust someone else to bungle your credit card numbers over the phone, just mail me your cards and we'll do the rest. Also send any deeds to property or large assets you might own, and don't forget to take out some good fire insurance before you sign over any titles.

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Mobius

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Tue Jun-15-04 09:42 PM
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4. "pours water on DS1"

Are you melting yet? :evilgrin:

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DS1

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Tue Jun-15-04 10:10 PM
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14. Me? Melt from water? Water makes me stronger you heathen!

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Mobius

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Wed Jun-16-04 12:36 AM
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24. Mr Van Winkle hates that pic now

Ahhh the 80's :puke:

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curse10

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Tue Jun-15-04 09:42 PM
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5. I have yet to receive my $17,217.63

:grr:

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DS1

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Tue Jun-15-04 10:00 PM
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10. Write it off as a gambling loss

When my ~~enforcers shake him down~~ tithings collectors knock on his door and ask for donations, we'll split the profits 70/30 me.

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curse10

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Tue Jun-15-04 10:03 PM
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11. 60/40?

pleeeease!!!!!!!!

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DS1

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Tue Jun-15-04 10:12 PM
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15. Okay, but you've got to pick the lint and parking meter slugs out of his

coins.

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SarahB

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Tue Jun-15-04 09:55 PM
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8. I'm still giving Matcom I chance.

My need is asimple one. :7

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DS1

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Tue Jun-15-04 10:16 PM
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16. Yes yes, something do with ripe, red, swollen petals I'm sure

:7

Well you can pray to your FALSE GOD and BURN WITH HIM!

(see you Saturday?)

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SarahB

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Tue Jun-15-04 10:26 PM
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18. I'll be there....

with Amaya and some vino. :hi:

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gratuitous

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Tue Jun-15-04 09:57 PM
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9. Nuh uh!

He made $1.37, free and clear. That's a true profit!

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DS1

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Tue Jun-15-04 10:27 PM
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19. Not in my books

It's within standard Church accounting tolerances, not a true profit.

You're hereby banished from my Chruch, wordplay is strictly verboten!

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gratuitous

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Tue Jun-15-04 10:28 PM
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20. Aw, poop

Damned for eternity again. What does that make for me? Seven? Eight? I've lost count.

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DS1

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Tue Jun-15-04 10:30 PM
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22. That would make you gratuitously banished

which means you can come back for more, we could always use practice pointing at the door menacingly..

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arwalden

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Tue Jun-15-04 10:08 PM
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13. He Looks More Like A False Eyelash To Me...

:hi:

-- Allen

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DS1

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Tue Jun-15-04 10:23 PM
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17. hmm, I could use a few false eyelash detectors.. how good are you

with a paddle?

:evilgrin:

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arwalden

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Tue Jun-15-04 10:40 PM
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23. Don't Get Me Started...

... with something you're not going to let me finish. :evilgrin:

-- Allen

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Insider

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Tue Jun-15-04 10:30 PM
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21. phalse prophets = 0

DS1... 1

(you kids play nice or somebody's going home)

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matcom

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Wed Jun-16-04 06:53 AM
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25. CHURCH OF DS1?

PSHAW!

I feel a CLASH OF EPIC PROPORTIONS - A BATTLE FOR THE AGES - DIETIES IN THE ULTIMATE BATTLE COMING ON!

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DS1

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Wed Jun-16-04 07:12 AM
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27. SILENCE While I speak!!

I propose a cookoff, this Saturday. Me and my potted meat vs anything and everything you can muster..

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matcom

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Wed Jun-16-04 07:13 AM
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29. oooooo you pulling out the potted meat are ya!

well, oh Jim Jones of DU, I summonds THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DS1

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Wed Jun-16-04 07:22 AM
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34. Don't. Fuck. With Gracie Fields!

Cuz there's nowt like blessed olive loaf on rye

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sus

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Wed Jun-16-04 06:56 AM
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26. Wadewooeaejasssfdl! oh no! I've been struck with tongue!!

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DS1

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Wed Jun-16-04 07:13 AM
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28. You should learn to share, my child

The Reverend is waiting..

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emad

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Wed Jun-16-04 07:15 AM
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30. Fools profit?

???

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Jun-16-04 07:15 AM
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31. Nooooooooo! Next you'll tell me he boils his ribs!

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DS1

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Wed Jun-16-04 07:24 AM
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36. That would be too Texan, he loves his microwave

(it's where he hides his Crowne Royal too)

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Jun-16-04 07:36 AM
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41. Texan?!

Edited on Wed Jun-16-04 07:36 AM by GOPisEvil

No self-respecting Texan, even a Republican, would boil their meat.

Crown in the microwave, eh? Hmmmmm...

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DS1

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Wed Jun-16-04 08:05 AM
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47. You wouldn't know a Texan if he sliced a Titleist up your ass

:evilgrin:

:hi:

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Jun-16-04 08:10 AM
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48. True! I sure as hell ain't one!

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LynneSin

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Wed Jun-16-04 07:18 AM
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32. I've received a sign from God: I BELIEVE AGAIN!!!

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DS1

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Wed Jun-16-04 07:20 AM
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33. Hey, you spelled your name wrong

:evilgrin:

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LynneSin

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Wed Jun-16-04 07:23 AM
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35. asshole

:loveya:

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DS1

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Wed Jun-16-04 07:25 AM
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37. looked, didn't ya

:evilgrin: :hi:

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matcom

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Wed Jun-16-04 07:28 AM
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38. THIS is DS1's IDEA OF RELIGION!!!!

BEWARE:

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SarahB

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Wed Jun-16-04 07:29 AM
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39. Don't drink his Kool-Aid.

:scared:

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LynneSin

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Wed Jun-16-04 07:36 AM
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42. The Koolaid lady is coming for ya

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DS1

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Wed Jun-16-04 07:55 AM
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44. Hey, if you think about it, it's plant food in the long run

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SarahB

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Wed Jun-16-04 07:57 AM
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45. In the long run

We're all plant food. :7

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DS1

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Wed Jun-16-04 08:00 AM
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46. That's what I'm saying!

Think of the high when you smoke ganja grown over your relatives' final resting area...

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DS1

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Wed Jun-16-04 07:47 AM
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43. Wrong again!

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underpants

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Wed Jun-16-04 07:31 AM
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40. I understand he is burning a sacrifice this coming weekend

:bounce:

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