So what are your friend's nicknames?

I figure we could hear alot of cool ones here.

For me there's:

Chris - Everyone calls him "the wop" he's only 1/4 Italian but he looks like he's straight off the boat from siciliy.

Darrell - "Two Beer Darrell" or "Two Beer" stems from an incident when we all were drinking at age 14.

Wade - well, everyone calls him "Darth Wader" Or "Skinner" cause that's what his Dad always called him

Another Chris - He's a big guy, reminds me of Moose from Archie. Everyone calls him "Brew"

Kurt - He's an electrician and his last name is Sparks...so "Sparky is obvious.

Allen - "Yeti" I still don't know why.

Then there's me I have two "Nutter" and "Deadeye", which stems from an incident from a BB gun.

My oldest is "Giggles" and my youngest is "Chuckles"

Everyone at the ball field knows my youngest as "Cheeks". That is the funniest. When he first suited up for t-ball, his uniform made him look like a pint-sized pro player. His little gut hung over the beltline and his cheeks stuck out like he had a wad of chew on each side. Now whenever he belts one into the outfield all the parents yell "CHEEKS!!!!" at the top of their lungs...

JM

She sneezed on the carpet once when she was an infant

Michael Cox. In high school, his nickname was "Juicy". I never found out why, but. . . well, you get it. Nobody calls him that anymore, though.

the name we assigned to my friend after he shaved his head and its unique shape became apparent. it stuck with him over a decade beyond the infamous skinhead look of his

(though not a friend anymore) was in college... 4 Jameses living on the same floor. 2 went by last names, and one of them said one day about one of the others "you need a nickname. Let's call you Sven." and it stuck. He was Sven ever after, LOL

Also went to college with dudes nicknamed Keebler (after the elf) and Smutty (for the sheer volume and frequency of porn...)

and Dweeb. They're all little guys.

My bearded friend goes by the following:

Beard
Bearington
Lord Beardsworth
Whiskers
Captain Beard
His Beardliness
His Bearded Majesty

etc.

That's the only interesting one.

on edit: one more interesting one, we call my friend Andy "Taco Bell" every so often after an incident with an electronic whoopie cushion and a phone call to his mother, where upon she asked him "what is that noise?" and his reply was "i ate at taco bell today"

Steve-O - my brother, named Stephen. We're always joking on him for being emo, so sometimes, we call him Ste-mo.

Turbo - my friend Jim, who is severely ADD.

Dick - That's me, my real name is Richard.

Caveman - my friend Jim's dad. Think "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer" from SNL, that's where it came from.

Sorry I don't have more...

Me (Allison) Allycat or miss Cat
Chasity chasamarie
Natalie GaNat
Amy ShellyBelly or just Shelly


smile ally

And our mutual best friend is South of the Border Paul.

I've been known as Kid Creole to them.

These names have no origins and no real basis. We are just strange people.

and I've got some nicks too:

Retarded
Toadypants
Crabass
Moi (as in French)
Bugleweed
Oh no you again

C. goes by "Quandary"
T. goes by "Tomble," which is a portmanteau made of his first and last names, sort of!
Y. goes by "Nave" or "The Sailor"
S. goes by "Tucker"

I used to have a friend who went by "Alien," but then somehow he wound up with "Bieeardo."

If people are referring to me by nickname, they call me "'bang" or "Spazz," for obvious reasons.

They even call each other Sully.

my friend Stephen is called Fitzy

Kevin is called...The king of Brunai

Warren...The warren commission

Kelley is Burnsy and so is her husband

KC is already short for a very long ethnic name we call him KC&The Sunshine Band. Ya it's long but he loves it.

Mehrdad, my brother in law, my Dad Nicknamed him Ken, it stuck, i still call him Mehrdad

My best friend Patricia, we call her Tilly or Till or T, depends on how many drinks.

Every one calls my husband by our last name.

My daughter's name is Anastasia but we call her Beans.

And me, my family ncikname is Boo and that stuck.

Beast (when he signed up for a keg, he'd sign it B. Eastxxxx (his last name), so it became Beast.

Killer (when he was a freshman, he was so drunk he let a sure thing slip through his fingers, so the name was applied sarcastically)

Foghat (he would always play Foghat's 'I Just Want To Make Love to You' on the jukebox during lunch)

Vette (when everyone saw him driving up to school on his first day in the Corvette his dad gave him for his high school graduation)

Spaceman (we were all stoners; I think you can figure it out)

And there was a real straight kid around named Jay, who ended up with the nickname "E-Z" from the E-Z Wider rolling papers ads that would mention "E-Z Jay"

Another guy's last name was Daley and he was given the nickname "Laid."

There was another kid everyone called "Noodnik" I'm not sure why, but it fit.

There was two nikkis. One spelled Niki, and one Nikki
So we called the second "Nikki Two K" or "Two K"

That's a cool nickname - sounds mobsterish

Weedeater: an acquaintance from my younger days who consumed three joints after being pulled over by the police.

Tank: built like an Abrams A-1; also a prodigious capacity for beer intake.

Weasel: the office snitch.

Moonface: just because he looks like an asshole.

Patches: the victim of a botched hair transplant procedure.

ThunderGod: farted loudly in a staff meeting.

Peckerneck: not to his face...them's fightin' words!

Gilligan: no explanation necessary.

Good list of nicknames.....

My brother in law is the same as your peckerneck buddy. He's god curly tight hair. Everyone called him chia-pet, until one day someone told a guy to call him that and the poor bugger got shit-kicked. He shaves his head now.

is my penchant for nicknames. My college friends include Hooch, Rollo, Blobo, Sequel, Rat, the Cap'n, Spunky (there were actually three Spunky's at one point), and Mr. T

Yakky the Clown - He's a prodigious puker when he's drunk.

El Segundo - He was the second "Pete" in a former band.

Swamp Bitch - Not sure where that one came from, but she likes the name.

T Square - His initials are T.T.

Nick the Stick - His last name is Niccolini and he's skinny.

WD 50 - He got that when he turned 50. WD stands for "weak dick".

Dead Man - He has "died" on the operating table. Twice.

Trog - Short for "troglodyte". He ain't pleasant to look at.

Yeah, I know Nick the stick, I took care of that thing for him.

The Idiotor (campus news editor)
Da Man
Catsma
Da Wyrm (or WyvernWyrm)
Fungus & Humongous (two reporters who were great friends)
Shitbiddle or Da Shyttbeadle
J.T. Dragon
Spock

I was Flash, the Flashman, Flasher and Filstrup the Flasher
(PHOTOGRAPHY, ya suspicious people!!)

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