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geniph (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 03:53 PM Original message |
Stupid warning labels for 'morans' |
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htuttle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 03:55 PM Response to Original message |
1. Saw instructions on a package of paper-wrapped toothpicks once |
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shaolinmonkey (812 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 03:58 PM Response to Original message |
2. I believe there are warnings on smoke detectors that |
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TheDebbieDee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 04:09 PM Response to Reply #2 |
7. George Bush might. He is a moron, after all. |
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RoyGBiv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 05:28 PM Response to Reply #2 |
17. Lawsuits |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 05:47 PM Response to Reply #17 |
21. Dont you remember that famous lawsuit... |
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Love Bug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 03:58 PM Response to Original message |
3. I have one of those, too |
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Speck Tater (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
4. On a pocket knife from Japan |
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lovedems (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 04:02 PM Response to Original message |
5. We bought an "indestructible" flashlight a few years back and the |
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Malikshah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 04:08 PM Response to Original message |
6. Do not immerse head in spackle. |
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Rainbowreflect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 04:14 PM Response to Original message |
8. Warning on a iron. |
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ewagner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 04:14 PM Response to Original message |
9. On top of a step ladder |
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geniph (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 04:20 PM Response to Original message |
10. TV dinners actually say on the instructions |
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never cry wolf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 05:36 PM Response to Reply #10 |
18. Frozen pizza |
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King Of Paperboys (958 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 05:40 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Can I please have a list |
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never cry wolf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 06:09 PM Response to Reply #19 |
24. LOL |
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kymar57 (377 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 06:46 PM Response to Reply #18 |
25. I have to admit. |
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haele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 07:44 PM Response to Reply #10 |
28. Actually, when I was 9... |
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Kat45 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 04:52 PM Response to Original message |
11. A pad of post-it notes |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
12. "Take stand up lamp ot of box before stand up lamp use." |
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Westegg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 05:03 PM Response to Original message |
13. The sad truth is that for every stupid warning label... |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 05:15 PM Response to Original message |
14. A TV remote control: "Not Dishwasher Safe" |
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King Of Paperboys (958 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 05:18 PM Response to Original message |
15. From "The 776 Even Stupider Things Ever Said:" |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 05:23 PM Response to Original message |
16. If you think they aren't necessary... |
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RoyGBiv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 05:42 PM Response to Reply #16 |
20. Darwin Awards |
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MikeG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 05:59 PM Response to Original message |
22. I've seen Braille on Drive-Thru ATMs |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 07:25 PM Response to Reply #22 |
26. The person who's blind could be a passenger |
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MisterP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 08:16 PM Response to Reply #22 |
30. that's 'coz they're standardized: |
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geniph (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 06:08 PM Response to Original message |
23. I'm surprised fuel pumps don't have a label, |
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everdene (107 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 07:30 PM Response to Original message |
27. Remove suppository from foil before inserting in rectum. |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-23-04 08:02 PM Response to Original message |
29. During Prohibition |
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