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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 03:08 PM
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Why does my underwear keep falling down?


:shrug: it is annoying

DDQM
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 03:09 PM
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1. Use a staple gun
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LiberalVoice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 03:16 PM
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2. Try buying the ones with elastic. A lil more expensive but hassle free!
Or try tape...staples sound dangerous.

:evilgrin:
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 03:20 PM
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3. tape sounds much better
but it will hurt when it is time to take them off. RRRRIIIIIPPPPP


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Eye and Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 11:20 PM
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16. Not just any tape. Duct tape.
But fair warning - it's likely to put a little stiffness in your shorts.
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 03:20 PM
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4. mayhap it's because the elastic is all worn out from......
....the constant screwin' we've been gettin' from the right for so long? :o
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 03:21 PM
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5. awesome comeback I love it


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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 03:27 PM
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7. hehe.....anytime.....
*bows* :evilgrin: Butt ain't that the TRUTH! :D
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 03:24 PM
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6. thanks for making me spit on my monitor.
ASS.

:7
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TX-RAT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 03:33 PM
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8. It's cause they are full
Time to change.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 03:43 PM
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9. switch to bikini
everything else is too heavy
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Garage Queen Donating Member (640 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 03:52 PM
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10. Well, it would help if you'd pull them up past your knees ...
just a suggestion.

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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 03:54 PM
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11. You really want me to answer that?
So happens I am a seamstress and I can come up with lots of possible explainations.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 03:55 PM
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12. Suspenders, dude!
You need suspenders. :7
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Eye and Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 11:23 PM
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17. Velcro implants.
Unless, like me, he's a Luddite.
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Q3JR4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 03:57 PM
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13. Can always
sew them to your skin.

Or better yet free ball it. Problem solved.
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LiberalVoice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 11:15 PM
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15. Commando???
But then that brings up a whole nother perdicament. What kinda pants he's wearing. I have to wear underwear when I'm wearing jeans.

My junk and denim don't get along.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 03:57 PM
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14. Maybe THAT is where the lasagna went to
:bounce:
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