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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-26-03 02:43 PM
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Hey man like don't bogart that CAPTION!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-26-03 02:44 PM
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1. My kingdom for a roach clip!
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-26-03 02:46 PM
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2. And maybe Saddam DIDN'T have weapons of mass destruction...
but baby, he had some really good shit!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-26-03 02:47 PM
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3. Dude! I can't feel my teeth!
Whoa.
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-26-03 02:47 PM
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4. I got the munchies
Pretzels anyone?


DDQM
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rock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-26-03 03:24 PM
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5. Hey Arnie! I gotchyer dick right here!
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GregW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-26-03 03:30 PM
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6. Bring on the munchies!
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-26-03 04:20 PM
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7. "Geez, Karl and Dick both say don't do my comedy routines in
Edited on Tue Aug-26-03 04:22 PM by skip fox
public, but I think they're just not realizing how great they are. Man, have I worked these things down! Finely honed jokes and little skits. Watched a ton of Pryor! Boy, I really know my stuff. I think what's wrong with Karl is he's just not used to thinking about me as a comic. Or maybe he a little jealous. You think? Anyway, I thought I'd do about 15 minutes and then he'll see and we'll be able to work the routine into campaign speeches and stuff. Okay, here goes, 'There's these two guys and penguin who walk into a bar and . . .'"
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-26-03 04:22 PM
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8. Say the secret word and win $100.
:silly:
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-26-03 04:23 PM
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9. W: ... and, that's how I got the nickname ... Booger ...
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myomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-26-03 04:50 PM
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10. HereÕs my impression of The Grand Ole Opre.
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