Hey I got an anti-Republican joke

What do you call Establishments that serve Republicans only?


Monkey Bars:silly:

A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's richest man and a leading Republican. The contributions manager cornered him after a Sunday service. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $50,000,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The Republican mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um... No." "Or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair? Or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident, leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..." On a roll, the Republican cut him off, "...So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?!!!"

Sick sons of bitches.:grr:

...but sad, still.