The Ripped Roadmap of all CAPTIONS!!! (Watch for falling glass.)

"So it was real easy, everybody just had to stay on the road, or if they got off at the rest area and stretched and walked the dog and stuff, then they get right back on the road going the same way: from the bottom of the Roadmap where I wrote No Fighting, to the top where I wrote Peace in the Middle East (and maybe a little Nobel Prize for me). It was so freakin' simple. But hell, it's like they took a right hand turn when I didn't even draw a road there on the map. What the hell are they thinking? Maybe they need to go back to second grade to learn to read a map again. It's no wonder this conflict's lasted so damn long. Nobody's educated anymore! Geez."

Dick Van Patten as Dr. Philip Wentworth - High Anxiety, 1978

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George Bush caught in a shadowy spiderweb of his own lies.

Wait! That's not it!

after you say 'BANG', he falls down dead!"

Just watch out for the guy who doesn't fall down and runs you over. You will hear him muttering "Tank . . . tank . . . tank . . ."

... how many times do I have to go over my Nobel Road to Peace map? are you people blind? ... there's no retreat yet leading to or from Iraq ... casinos might be an idea as they might occupy people's time and maybe make some money ... do I need to go over the lines with bolder marking pens ... look, it's obvious someone is using my map ... we hear about new foreigners in Iraq every day ... we may have to have Halliburton build some new hotels or something, but do you see a retreat on my map yet? huh? Not that we won't rule a retreat out ... I have a retreat in Crawford ... When ya think about it ... by putting them up in Iraq, we won't have to worry about overbooking hotels in St. Louis or even Crawford for example ... advance reservations for freedom come at high prices ... hmmmmm ...