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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 04:29 PM Original message |
Texas Man Wakes Up After Operation, PENIS MISSING! |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
1. Meat Doktor Bobbitt! |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 04:32 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. is that a Penis in your pocket? |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 04:35 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. Can they make him a pouch? |
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yankeedem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
2. Tort reform would have only allowed him to recover $250k |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 07:05 PM Response to Reply #2 |
17. Good reason to bookmark this thread! |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 07:06 PM Response to Reply #2 |
18. For you Texans, that's a "NO" vote on Prop. 12 - election day is 9/13. |
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eileen from OH (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
4. Hell, that's nuthin' |
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foxy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
6. That had to be a hell of a shock |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 04:36 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. mine is worth GAZILLIONS! |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 04:49 PM Response to Original message |
8. Oh, not *that* Texas man |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 04:50 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. you must mean NANOsurgery |
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rock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 05:00 PM Response to Original message |
10. Bob Peters in here? |
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TXlib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 05:08 PM Response to Original message |
11. He could still have fun |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 05:14 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. Apropos quote: |
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monkeyboy (965 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 05:12 PM Response to Original message |
12. Reminds me of a joke... |
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Chuckup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 05:14 PM Response to Original message |
14. He woke up and said: |
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Career Prole (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 06:02 PM Response to Original message |
15. And the #1 thing you DON'T want to hear in the recovery room... |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 07:02 PM Response to Original message |
16. IT IS NOT ME! |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-29-03 05:49 AM Response to Reply #16 |
20. um |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-29-03 07:03 AM Response to Reply #20 |
22. Used it this very morning! |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-29-03 07:05 AM Response to Reply #22 |
23. yeah but you "sit" anyway |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-29-03 07:06 AM Response to Reply #23 |
24. Only when I've had too much... |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 07:07 PM Response to Original message |
19. Maybe it's a detachable penis? |
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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-29-03 06:41 AM Response to Original message |
21. WHERE'S THE REST OF ME???? |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-29-03 07:32 AM Response to Original message |
25. Tales from the cropped! |
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GregW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-29-03 08:09 AM Response to Original message |
26. Hmmm ... this is just what I felt like after 10 years of marriage ... |
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nuxvomica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-29-03 08:20 AM Response to Original message |
27. This is why I use homeopathy |
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