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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 10:41 AM
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Apparently LITTERING is okay with GOD




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Systematic Chaos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 10:45 AM
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1. The sooner they destroy the Earth...
...the sooner they can have their steenking rapture! What's a little filth when a place in Heaven(tm) is waiting for you?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 11:16 AM
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2. Oh yeah the rapture
We'll see.
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Champion Jack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 11:44 AM
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3. Isn't that
The RUPTURE?
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 12:41 PM
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4. "AND ye, Moses returned from the mountain and took in each arm


a mattress and told his people, 'The LORD hath spake unto me, and he told me that he can get us a great deal on some of those SleepNumber beds. You know, the ones on TV. I'm a 69. The misses is a 47. So, how many should I tell the LORD we want? Anyone know? Okay, take the total number of the Hebrews in Egypt, subtract the ones who took one for the team, and that fat one we ended up eating. Okay, Two forty-seven. Man, our ranks are dwindling.'
JUST then the LORD spoke. 'Two forty-seven, eh? That's a real shame, because there's a really great deal at 300.'
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