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Cheswick2.0

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Fri Aug-29-03 03:45 PM
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why women are proud of themselves

We don't starve watching and waiting for new food to magically appear in the fridge.

anyone want to add to the list?

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Fixated

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Fri Aug-29-03 03:47 PM
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1. ...

What? We get to wait for you to cook it.

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Cheswick2.0

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Fri Aug-29-03 03:49 PM
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2. ......

are your arms broken? :P

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Fri Aug-29-03 03:50 PM
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3. I am deeply offended.

Ok, I'm not really. I do most of the grocery shopping and cooking here, though.

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Cheswick2.0

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Fri Aug-29-03 03:58 PM
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7. you are clearly smarter than the average Bear

and have a much better survival instinct

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SoCalDem

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Fri Aug-29-03 03:51 PM
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4. we are smart enought to actually LOOK in the medicine cabinet

for the cough medicine, aspirin,etc.:evilgrin:

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Demobrat

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Fri Aug-29-03 03:53 PM
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5. We make so much money we don't have to put up with any shit.

We can pay big dumb guys to do any necessary heavy lifting, and spend time with the ones we like out of choice, not necessity.

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SOteric

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Fri Aug-29-03 03:54 PM
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6. We don't own more than 3 types of hammers.

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Cheswick2.0

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Fri Aug-29-03 03:58 PM
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8. lol

no we don't

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Raenelle

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Fri Aug-29-03 04:34 PM
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30. Me, too. LOL. Good one.

:hippie:

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DarkPhenyx

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Fri Aug-29-03 04:08 PM
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11. Or know how to use...

...a single type of hammer?

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Sapphocrat

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Fri Aug-29-03 04:20 PM
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22. Hey!

I own more than three types of hammers, and know how to use 'em all!

Oh, a response to this thread? Okay... Widows don't automatically die if they don't remarry immediately.

(Okay, so that doesn't apply to me personally, but still.)

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Mel

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Fri Aug-29-03 04:25 PM
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26. I do

I love my tools and am proud that I know how to use them and can earn money doing it.

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SoCalDem

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Fri Aug-29-03 04:00 PM
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9. If we want baseboards put in , we don't BUY a $600 nail gun

we pay a guy to put the baseboard in :)

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SOteric

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Fri Aug-29-03 04:05 PM
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10. We can go to the bathroom without

refreshments and reading material.

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DarkPhenyx

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Fri Aug-29-03 04:08 PM
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12. But can't do it in....

...groups of less than three.

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SOteric

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Fri Aug-29-03 04:10 PM
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16. You'll want the men's thread, down the hall.

this is the response thread.

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DarkPhenyx

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Fri Aug-29-03 04:17 PM
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19. Yeah, I noticed.

n/t

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SOteric

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Fri Aug-29-03 04:09 PM
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13. We know stuff about

people. Like their names, anniversaries of important events, their birthdays, anniversaries of important events, that they're married or not and to whom they're married or with whom they're not, anniversaries of important events.

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CBHagman

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Fri Aug-29-03 04:09 PM
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14. We don't regard the entire world as our personal spittoon.

I've been waiting for YEARS to say that. :-)

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DarkPhenyx

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Fri Aug-29-03 04:19 PM
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20. You have obviously never met...

...a woman who chews.

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Fri Aug-29-03 04:24 PM
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24. Then why did I see a woman walking across

the parking lot this noon, spit? She was not the first woman I saw do this in public.
BTW she is early 20's & cute.

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radwriter0555

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Fri Aug-29-03 04:10 PM
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15. We don't brag about the size of our poops....

;)

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ForrestGump

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Fri Aug-29-03 04:13 PM
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17. Shewt - this is easy. Two words.

Multiple orgasms.

Dammit....

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DarkPhenyx

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Fri Aug-29-03 04:19 PM
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21. Ah...

...I have those too. It's good to be a mutant.

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Cheswick2.0

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Fri Aug-29-03 04:26 PM
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27. Yes it is

really? How do you do that....never mind

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DarkPhenyx

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Fri Aug-29-03 04:30 PM
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28. Yup!

The record was 7. Then she told me to stop. I think it's a good thing, I don't think 8 was going to happen anyway.

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Cheswick2.0

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Fri Aug-29-03 04:25 PM
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25. fabulous

you can stay as long as you keep saying nice things about us

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SOteric

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Fri Aug-29-03 04:14 PM
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18. Our underwear

isn't a tattered waistband with three clinging strands holding together two theadbare patches of fabric.

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BritishHuman

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Sun Aug-31-03 04:25 AM
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48. No - it's designed that way

At least the sexy stuff is. :-)

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maxanne

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Fri Aug-29-03 04:22 PM
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23. if we clean the bathroom

we don't need to make a big deal out of it, and tell everyone about it so that we can get pats on the back.

Also - we can ask for directions, without our womanhood feeling threatened.

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Fri Aug-29-03 04:33 PM
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29. We don't have racing stripes on the inside of our undies?

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ForrestGump

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Fri Aug-29-03 04:35 PM
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31. They make you go faster

Unfortunately, too fast for some women :-)

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Character Assassin

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Fri Aug-29-03 04:38 PM
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32. I thought they were called 'skid marks'

Seems rather more appropriate, and, having once been married, I can confirm that yes, females do have them.

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Fri Aug-29-03 04:38 PM
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33. No dumbass

Those are snail trails...and you wore them over your face..I KNOW your type

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Character Assassin

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Fri Aug-29-03 05:16 PM
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35. As opposed to being gagged with them?

I know your type ;-)

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Fri Aug-29-03 05:50 PM
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38. I got a pair of panties waiting to stuff your throat

the day our eyes finally meet and our horns finally lock. ;-)

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Character Assassin

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Fri Aug-29-03 05:53 PM
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39. (sigh)...You make me...promises, promises...

I do happen to have a pair of handcuffs and a nightstick handy, you know...

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Fri Aug-29-03 06:00 PM
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43. Cool..then that means I can cram my undies down your throat, handcuff you

and whack your happy ass with the nightstick till it's purple...if I'm gonna do it with a guy...I can't think of a more fun time :evilgrin: besides...I read that link...I could get good at this

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Character Assassin

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Fri Aug-29-03 06:49 PM
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44. The Luke Ford link? Whad'ya think?

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trof

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Fri Aug-29-03 04:44 PM
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34. We can totally befuddle a man with just a look.

We are experts in non-verbal communication.
We have a "look" for just about every occasion and situation.
"Honey? Where are my brown socks?"
<the look that says "Jesus H. Christ. In addition to everything else I do around this place am I expected to be your ferking valet too? Try your bleeding sock drawer. Honestly!">
"Thanks hon."

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Cheswick2.0

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Fri Aug-29-03 05:21 PM
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36. we make our own food

= )

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Cheswick2.0

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Fri Aug-29-03 05:30 PM
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37. we know what colors go together

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dorktv

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Fri Aug-29-03 05:54 PM
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40. We know that we are the ones who will still be needed after

they start cloning.

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Cheswick2.0

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Fri Aug-29-03 05:57 PM
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41. Yup

scary thought no?

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dorktv

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Fri Aug-29-03 05:59 PM
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42. I do not think so...maybe now we can get men to PROPERLY

clean a bathroom...

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ScreamingMeemie

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Fri Aug-29-03 06:51 PM
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45. We can get the children to school, keep the house (reasonably) clean,

put dinner on the table, spend quality time with our family, get a load of laundry done, and hold down (another) job....without needing accolades for it.

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KoKo

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Fri Aug-29-03 07:25 PM
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46. We can find the "matching socks" ....hidden cat toys.....earring backer,

contact that fell into the sink????

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SPICYHOT

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Fri Aug-29-03 07:53 PM
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47. I have a big list

cause i can be very feminine and let the men do the hard job, and i won't feel ashamed of "using" the guy.
Cause i can be very strong and use my force when i want to and not feel like a tomboy.
Cause i can cry and not feeling stupid.
Cause i can show my feelings and i'll be lovely.
Cause even wearing a simple t-shirt i can be sexy.
And cause being a woman i can have better treatment if i smile.

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blondeatlast

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Sun Aug-31-03 10:55 AM
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49. We pee in private and let the pregnant lady go first!

For which I was always eternally grateful.

We can walk in high heels if we want to.

We're polite just because it's nicer.

We keep our drool in a handy Kleenex when the Xerox guy (in my wp) shows up (but we do nudge and giggle quietly), and no, we don't resort to pulling the plug just to make a service call.

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