We are Chickenhawks

I had an idea tonight for an HBO-type series. My idea was to create a two hour movie with six ministories. Each ministory (about 20 minutes each) would highlight a notorious chickenhawk and actually play out the scenario in which said Chickenhawk avoided military service.

My list for this movie would include

Dumbya (well, need I say more, would be 20 minutes of drunken, coked up stupor)
Tom Delay (would be trying to get in line at a recruiting station, and would not be able, for all the minorities jumping in line in front of him)
Rush Limbaugh (a quote from this one would be "damn boy, don't you wipe your ass?")
Trent Lott (would show him in his cheerleading days)
John Ashcroft (failing as a teacher)
Dick Cheney (20 minutes of doing "other priorities")