From TheSpoof
Written by Chuck Terzella
The newly revamped and re-staffed Central Intelligence Agency under President George W. Bush’s new Chief Porter Goss has begun to release some of it’s latest findings. Among some of the more ominous predictions made by the spy agency are: Adolph Hitler is beginning to represent a clear and gathering threat to the stability of Europe and North Africa and that the Soviet Union may be close to developing an Atomic Bomb.
Unnamed White House Source Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse, speaking on the condition of anonymity said, “ Everyone said that (Porter) Goss couldn’t get the job done, but this new intelligence shows that the CIA is now on track to start delivering some real and highly accurate hard intelligence. In addition to the bombshells about Hitler and the USSR, Goss is warning us that instability in Iran may lead to the toppling of the Shah, the creation of a Jewish State in the Middle East might result in Arab opposition and perhaps most ominously, John F. Kennedy may be the target of an assassination attempt. At this very moment we have a full staff trying to contact the Kennedy family to warn them but no one in the Agency seems to know where to find any of them.”
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