GAG, Jessica Simpson is singing O Holy Night on the View
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Wed Dec-01-04 12:01 PM
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GAG, Jessica Simpson is singing O Holy Night on the View
She is so plastic. I hate that style of singing and she has a tiny little voice which she is using to do vocal gymnastics. That is just so "tar Search" 1992. IT'S A SPIRITUAL SONG JESSICA. IT IS NOT ABOUT YOU SHOWING OFF. SING THE WORDS. Okay, rant over. "Santa Baby" would have been a better choice for her.
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Wed Dec-01-04 12:04 PM
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Wed Dec-01-04 12:05 PM
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the high note, that is. I have a great voice.
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Wed Dec-01-04 12:10 PM
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I love people with great voices. I love listening to people sing and to musicians in general.
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Wed Dec-01-04 12:05 PM
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3. It gives me the creeps
when they sing Christmas songs all breathey and moan-ey. Especially the religious songs.
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Wed Dec-01-04 12:11 PM
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7. yeah...what the hell is up with that?
And in a tight red dress cut down to "there". Truly yucky
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Wed Dec-01-04 12:10 PM
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4. the commercial for her Christmas CD
plunged me to my all-time depth of X-mas depression. Duet with Ashlee on "Drummer boy?" where is my razor, hurry please.
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Wed Dec-01-04 12:11 PM
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6. she's creepy when she sings
not her singing, but the faces she makes.
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Wed Dec-01-04 12:12 PM
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8. and her weird arm movements, what's with that?
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Wed Dec-01-04 12:15 PM
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if she were wearing a thong.
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Wed Dec-01-04 01:02 PM
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11. Well it was almost a thong
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Wed Dec-01-04 12:18 PM
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10. Am I the only person here who thinks that she has a nice voice?
I didn't see her on The View, but generally speaking, I think she has a very nice voice. Am I the only one? :shrug:
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Wed Dec-01-04 01:05 PM
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12. Apparently not since she is still around
For the most part, I have managed to avoid ever hearing her sing
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Wed Dec-01-04 01:08 PM
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13. I don't think I've ever heard her.
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Wed Dec-01-04 01:08 PM
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14. The last Holy Night a Simpson did live was a live anal reaming
by way of electronic failure by Ashlee :-)
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Wed Dec-01-04 01:10 PM
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I can't believe she is playing Daisy Duke in the Dukes of Hazard movie won't be able to watch it becoming a millionaire by being a complete twit sheesh
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Wed Dec-01-04 01:20 PM
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16. Would someone PLEASE put her out of my misery?
Cannot STAND that no-talent bimbo!
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