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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:27 PM
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you might be a freeper if
If you belive Fox News is fair and balanced, you might be a freeper

If you think Geroge W Bush is actually articulate, you might be a freeper

if you have more guns than teeth, you might be a freeper

if your highest education level is the 5th grade, you might be a freeper

if you think a woman's right to choose is wrong, you might be a freeper

If you hate cats, you might be a freeper

feel free to add on
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:27 PM
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1. If you just LOVE the death penalty.
Edited on Fri Dec-03-04 02:28 PM by Midlodemocrat
for other people, of course.
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nashville_brook Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:28 PM
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2. you are a toe-sucking agoraphobic
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:28 PM
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3. If you post on Free Republic
and voted for George Bush, you might be a freeper?
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NoSheep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:56 PM
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18. nice avitar
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 03:31 PM
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25. Thanks!
I was worried that when it was reduced to 48x48 it might no longer be recognisable, but it came out pretty nice...
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McKenzie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:29 PM
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4. if you are an obese hick with a taste for synthetic fibres
Bill Bryson said that though, not me.
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:32 PM
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5. few more
If the number on the side of your ford is higher than your S.A.T. score, you might be a freeper

If you think jerry fallwell is an actual man of god, you might be a freeper

if you just married your second cousin, and your family thinks nothing of it, you might be a freeper
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:35 PM
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6. or if your smell hound
has puppies in the tv room and you dont notice

You might be a freeper

CB
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NoSheep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:37 PM
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8. HAH!
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obietiger Donating Member (438 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:36 PM
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7. If you really believe
that Saddam Hussein was connected to 9-11, you might be a freeper
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:37 PM
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9. If your son is also your nephew...
You definitely are a freeper.
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NoSheep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:38 PM
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10. if you think gays are going to hell and aids is a curse from god
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:38 PM
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11. If your daughter prefers table dancing for family
instead of at the saloon


You might be a freeper

CB
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:40 PM
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12. You're repulsed by the idea of men touching each other...
unless you're spooning with the guys at a Civil War Battle re-creation.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:54 PM
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17. You're repulsed by the idea of men touching each other...
Edited on Fri Dec-03-04 03:12 PM by BurtWorm
but you get a woody whenever you think about Bill Clinton--which is A LOT!!
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RawMaterials Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:43 PM
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13. your might be a freeper if
you watch nascar, and enjoy it.
you think a mullets a popular hair cut.
you live 1 hour away from work, but you drive and escalade.
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:47 PM
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14. you might be a freeper if
you use your outhouse as a smokehouse for your roadkill you just picked up


CB
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:51 PM
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15. You might be a freeper if...
You have an alter set up in your living room with a box containing a Chicken McNugget because it happens to look like St Francis of Xavier...you might be a freeper.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:53 PM
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16. switch are for might be
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 02:58 PM
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19. still more ( and it ain't pretty )
If you whip your kids with a belt if they don't attend the book burning and pork rind fest .
If you hate the jew commie A.C.L.U. and go faggit bashing with your drunken ignorant inbread mob of closet queen sub human
maggots.
If you put a bush sign one your car a week after he stole this election and think a few ribbons will keep you safe from loosing your job at the circle K.
If you watch fox news,listen to hate radio and Johny Mullet and the line dancing 2 step Klansmen.
i feel better now,thanks......
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 03:00 PM
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20. You feel patriotic pride when you hear the Horst Wessel playing
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Brewman_Jax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 03:03 PM
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21. You have cars in your front yard...
that don't start, you might be a freeper. :crazy:
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pleiku52cab Donating Member (674 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 03:16 PM
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22. Lay off the 'bubba' - 'redneck' comparisons please
this is supposed to be about freepers, not about we southerners. If you think its easy being a democrat in a county represented by Kathleen Harris (Sarasota Co. Fl.) give it a try sometimes. I don't mind being called a redneck, but cuzin, if you gonna be callin me som dam freeper guess I'll jus have to go get me one of my 100 weepons out an shoot ur beegetged arse.
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 03:33 PM
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26. weze jes messin with ya
I live in the south too.. join in the fun

:)

CB
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CarbonDate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 03:21 PM
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23. If you "hate everybody equally"....
...you're probably a freeper.
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 03:29 PM
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24. If you think "supporting the war"
means putting a ribbon on your car, but not enlisting to fight it.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 03:33 PM
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27. You laugh at the death of Iraqi infants but weep at the sight of a burning
flag.
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Brewman_Jax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 03:51 PM
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28. You might be a freeper if...
...you complain about how those immigrants on welfare are using up your tax money, but don't mind that Ken Lay got away with billions, some of which was taxpayers' money.

...you homeschool your kids to keep them away from those liberal teachers; then you say how grateful you are for unemployment checks since you got laid off.

...you voted for Bush* because he let you keep your guns and stop the "gay agenda," but then you complain about how your health care insurance payments keep going up.

(based on statements from real freepers.)
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 03:53 PM
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29. You say you love freedom but you hate blue-staters for their freedom.
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