MrScorpio's Blue Lizard Bar and Grill is open for Biz-Ness

MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-03-04 06:57 PM
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MrScorpio's Blue Lizard Bar and Grill is open for Biz-Ness

Come on in!

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joeybee12

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Fri Dec-03-04 06:58 PM
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1. Is this a sports bar?

You better say no, or else we'll start a Barry Bonds flame war!

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MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:03 PM
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5. I'm playing videos on the TVs tonite

Only food and drink in this joint

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joeybee12

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:07 PM
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15. Goodie! Let's go retro with 80's videos--worst period of music EVER!

That way we'llbe sure to get drunk!

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EstimatedProphet

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:00 PM
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2. Heyhey Mr. Scorp!

How's it goin?
I'd dearly love a Martini- extra dry, shaken not stirred.

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MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:05 PM
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12. That gent over there is having the same thing

Here are your vitamins:

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EstimatedProphet

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:09 PM
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20. YUMMY!

An extra olive too...awww

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the Princess

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:01 PM
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3. How bout a shot of tequila

Before I get me a little "slap and tickle" from the Mr. :)

Nice to see ya Scorpio King. :)

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MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:06 PM
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14. I shot the Princess...

With my love gun

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Hillaryin08

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:02 PM
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4. Hpnotiq on the rocks

Edited on Fri Dec-03-04 07:03 PM by Hillaryin08

licked with a twist:headbang:
my dear man

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MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:08 PM
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16. Just as you like it

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ohiosmith

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:03 PM
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6. Do you know how long I've been standing out side? Oh well, how

about a Grey Goose martini up with an olive?

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MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:10 PM
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21. Of course

Here you go

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ohiosmith

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:23 PM
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30. Thanks, keep the change, leave the bottle.

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:03 PM
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7. Can I have the veal and potatoes with something Ukrainian?

Edited on Fri Dec-03-04 07:07 PM by JohnKleeb

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MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:18 PM
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25. Here you go, Kid

And a Ukrainian Coke

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:19 PM
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26. excellent

Yeah best I don't drink, mmmmmm Ukrainian.

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livinbella

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:03 PM
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8. What a nice place you have here, may I buy you one?

you look thirsty as all get out

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MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:21 PM
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27. I'll take a Bailey's Irish Creme

It's good and Democratic!

Choose the Blue, Baby!
http://www.choosetheblue.com/main.php?backlevel=002..001Choose%20The%20Blue.002Groceries&prodcat=Beer%2FWine%2FLiquor

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:04 PM
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9. Wow! That's NICE, my friend.

Nice place....might just spend a little time here.

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Sabriel

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:04 PM
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10. I had a shit week

Pitchers of Kamikazies for everyone! I'm buying.

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MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:27 PM
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31. Bonzai, Baby!

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JimmyJazz

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:04 PM
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11. I've been waiting for you, dear! --- jeez it's 7:02

and I need something to go with my pizza:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2784191#2784220

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MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:28 PM
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32. These bottles are reserved for you

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:35 PM
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34. Is that Sammy Hagar?

I never knew he smoked crack.

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JimmyJazz

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:41 PM
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43. I don't care what he smokes - he make one hellavu

good tequila!

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JimmyJazz

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:41 PM
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44. You gonna buy me one for real on the 20th?

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MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:48 PM
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48. Why the fuck not?

Let's party!

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Renew Deal

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:05 PM
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13. Oh yeah. I'll take a large Bud Light draft and a shot of Jager

:beer:

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MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:32 PM
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33. Of course you will

Tip Heidi well, Will ya

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Renew Deal

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:36 PM
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37. Thanks

:beer::beer:

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lumberingbear

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:08 PM
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17. "I only drink moderately....

as a matter of fact I have a case of Moderately in the car!" Dean Martin

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charlyvi

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:09 PM
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18. One frozen Margarita, please.

Actually, one pitcher--I had a car accident today. With mozzarella sticks, please.

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MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:35 PM
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35. This should numb the pain

and the cheese

The poppers are on me

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charlyvi

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:38 PM
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40. Why, thank you, Mr. Scorpio...

You're one damn good barkeep! I'll tell my friends.

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short bus president

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:09 PM
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19. I'd love some cabo,

but I'm very particular about the vessel from which I sip it.

If you're unable to find an appropriate vessel, though, I'd love a stubby bottle of Red Stripe. :9

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MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:37 PM
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38. Let Sammy help you

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short bus president

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:39 PM
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42. Sammy kinda creeps me out, but I understand

from a reliable source that his tequila is top-notch. I shall look forward to tasting it, with one tiny first sip.

Thanks for the lickah, too. ;-)

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JimmyJazz

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Fri Dec-03-04 08:28 PM
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74. Does the appropriate vessel house one of these per chance?

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short bus president

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Fri Dec-03-04 08:31 PM
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76. I'd hafta say

that finding one of those dangling in the sipping vessel would put an immediate halt to any other danglings that happened to be going on nearby.

;-)

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JimmyJazz

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Fri Dec-03-04 08:33 PM
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77. You can stop winking - I think people know what we're talking about

;)

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short bus president

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Fri Dec-03-04 08:36 PM
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78. Nah.

Most of these people have no "thingdar" to speak of. We're under everyone's radar screen. Most everyone's.

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JimmyJazz

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Fri Dec-03-04 08:42 PM
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79. keep telling yourself that, darling.

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lumberingbear

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:11 PM
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22. An unmanly glass of white wine please.

:party:

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MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:38 PM
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39. Drink deep, Little puppy!

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Dying Eagle

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:12 PM
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23. YES, I need this

Ok I NEED!!! a Captain and Coke and a shot...how about a Southern Snakebite!!!!

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MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:47 PM
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47. It's small but it's there

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sundog

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:12 PM
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24. We need to buy bella a round, she's having a rough day

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MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:52 PM
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51. Mojito time for our Bella

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redqueen

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:22 PM
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28. Vokda shots, please, Sir.

I'll start with 4.

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MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:51 PM
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50. Absolut-ly

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redqueen

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Fri Dec-03-04 08:03 PM
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59. Thanks, keep the change...

Oh hell... you might as well just leave the bottle. Can we settle up at the end of the night?

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meganmonkey

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:22 PM
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29. Grey Goose and some raspberry flavored fizzy water

Yum!

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MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:57 PM
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52. Daddy Like!

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meganmonkey

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Fri Dec-03-04 09:04 PM
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80. Hi Daddy!

;)

Pour me another!

btw, i'm a scorpio too. we must be related.

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bicentennial_baby

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:36 PM
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36. Well hello there

I'll let you decide what to give me, 'k? :evilgrin:

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belladonna

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:59 PM
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53. I've got a special drink for you

But I can't tell you what it is without getting this thread locked :evilgrin:

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bicentennial_baby

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Fri Dec-03-04 08:02 PM
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57. I bet you do

so bad... :evilgrin:

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MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-03-04 08:01 PM
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55. I'm breaking out the good stuff for you, Honey Pants

THE Chivas

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bicentennial_baby

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Fri Dec-03-04 08:03 PM
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60. You're so sweet

I promise I'll make it up to you...count on it. ;-)

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belladonna

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:39 PM
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41. Just give me some salt and a lime

Stick a funnel in my mouth and keep on pouring :crazy:

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Radical Activist

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Fri Dec-03-04 08:00 PM
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54. Oh yeah, I'll stick

something in your...oh wait...wrong forum. It looks like we have the dirty dozen crew here. Fun.

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belladonna

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Fri Dec-03-04 08:02 PM
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56. Such a bad bad boy

You're gonna pay for that later :spank:

Looking forward to it yet? :evilgrin:

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bicentennial_baby

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Fri Dec-03-04 08:05 PM
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61. Present and accounted for!

Dirty? Moi? no, never... :evilgrin:

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MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-03-04 08:02 PM
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58. No Prob, Sweet Cheeks

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belladonna

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Fri Dec-03-04 08:08 PM
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63. No funnel?

But... but I need the funnel tonight!! What kind of bartender are you anyway? :cry:

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MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-03-04 08:12 PM
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65. I got your funnel right cher', Baby

It's in the back

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belladonna

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Fri Dec-03-04 08:26 PM
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73. In the back?

So, ummm... wanna take me back there and show it to me? :D

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MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-03-04 08:30 PM
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75. You know when and where

And I do mean "in the back"

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Radical Activist

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:42 PM
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45. Do you have a wide beer selection?

fat tire would be nice.
I like the skimpy outfits the waitresses wear.

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MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-03-04 08:05 PM
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62. Yes we do!

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Radical Activist

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Fri Dec-03-04 08:21 PM
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70. woohoo!

my favorite!

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MrSlayer

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:42 PM
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46. I'll have a Molson and 3 foot bong of Jack Herer my good man.

Where's the jukebox?

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MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-03-04 08:10 PM
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64. Jack just made a delivery

It's in the back

The Fine Canadian

The Tunage

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MrSlayer

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Fri Dec-03-04 08:13 PM
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66. Wicked, thanks.

Edited on Fri Dec-03-04 08:14 PM by MrSlayer

:Plays Dazed and Confused on the Juke:

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Left Is Write

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Fri Dec-03-04 07:50 PM
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49. I'd like a dry Grey Goose martini, as cold as you can make it.

What do you have for appetizers?

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MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-03-04 08:16 PM
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67. Here's your drink - and we have anything you want

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Guaranteed

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Fri Dec-03-04 08:17 PM
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68. BURP!

"I put a spell on you....cuuzzz yer miiiine...."

YEAH! Go John!

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bigwillq

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Fri Dec-03-04 08:18 PM
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69. Can I have a Heineken please?

Could I also order a Bacon Double Cheeseburger and fries?

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MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-03-04 08:21 PM
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71. Sho Nuff!

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bigwillq

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Fri Dec-03-04 08:25 PM
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72. Wow, what quick service!

Thanks! The burger looks yummy and the beer is ice cold.

Now, you just made my day!:hi:

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Fri Dec-03-04 09:10 PM
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81. would you happen to have mondoro? I need one tonight!

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