Working past Friday midnight gets me so pissed I gotta start a FLAMEWAR!

Evolution is not a theory! Christians are stupid! The red states are all idiots! All drugs should be legal! Bush won fair and square! PETA are terrorists! Dean would not have done any better! A vote for Nader is a vote for Bush! Israel is wrong! Don't support the troops! Ban all guns! Eminem is a genius! 9/11 was not a conspiracy! Boycott Everything! There's no point voting anymore because of BBV! Boycotts are futile! Wow, check these hot babes! LIHOP! MIHOP! The death penalty is barbaric! Affirmative action is reverse racism! All Muslims commit crimes against women! No they don't! Kerry let us all down! I hate it when stupid parents let their stupid kids run around the restaurant when I am trying to enjoy myself! Obama sold out! I'm going to Canada! If you leave the country you are a traitor! Hugo Chavez is a dictator! PETA rocks! Laura Branigan sucks! Hiroshima was a war crime! Linux is as insecure as Windows! Fat people are that way because they're irresponsible! Porn demeans women! And before I forget: KLEEB KLEEB KLEEB!

There, I think I covered everything. (Thanks to Worst Username Ever for his unvaluable contribution)

Edited (and again) from contributions below.

I think you really did cover everything.

Amazing!

:thumbsup:

there, now I joined the fray (using solaris 8 currently, updating to 10 next year and have tested it, rocks so far).

All Muslims commit crimes against women! No they don't!

On another note, can you tell me what a LIHOP and MIHOP is?

go for it.... oooohhhh ugly.

...wait a minute...I wish the trout in Lochindorb rose as easily to the bait as I do...

As for the late night working stuff...I empathise...like bigtime...even megahugetime...done it sooo many times and it sucks.

On edit: Sorry about that. You DID mention the hotness of anonymous women.

Nothing pisses people off here worse than the discussion of the attractiveness of a member of the female sex. Unless you talk shit about cats. People get really touchy on the subject of felines...

Other than that, a truly amazing piece of flame-bait. You even got Laura Branigan in there.

Religion is wrong! Gays are ruining the party! America is a Christian nation! Evolution is not a theory! Christians are stupid! The red states are all idiots! All drugs should be legal! Bush won fair and square! PETA are terrorists! Dean would not have done any better! What's wrong with the word "bitch?" U2 sucks! A vote for Nader is a vote for Bush! Israel is wrong! Don't support the troops! Ban all guns! Eminem is a genius! 9/11 was not a conspiracy! Boycott Everything! There's no point voting anymore because of BBV! Abortion is murder! Boycotts are futile! Wow, check these hot babes! LIHOP! MIHOP! The death penalty is barbaric! Affirmative action is reverse racism! All Muslims commit crimes against women! No they don't! Enough with the cat threads already, dammit! Marijuana users are criminals and belong in jail! Kerry let us all down! I hate it when stupid parents let their stupid kids run around the restaurant when I am trying to enjoy myself! The USA is using napalm in Iraq! No it's not! Obama sold out! I'm going to Canada! If you leave the country you are a traitor! Hugo Chavez is a dictator! PETA rocks! Laura Branigan sucks! Hiroshima was a war crime! Linux is as insecure as Windows! Fat people are that way because they're irresponsible! Porn demeans women! And before I forget: KLEEB KLEEB KLEEB!

abortion? gays? Napalm?