Ask me anything.

No, really. Anything.

I've tried everything. I've even been to see a witch doctor. Nothing works. Oh, God! The pain!

That is a John Lennon song, right?

and instead we're having lovely weather?

I must have been watching another city's forecast, or smoking crack. :D

I had to drive 50 miles north up into the mountains. The roads were iced over, I spun out twice, skidded off the road once. I got there with, literally, 3 seconds to spare. Lovely weather?! GRRRR! :mad:

She's making fun of me because I claimed it was going to snow in NYC... and actually we're having a warm December. :dunce:

in new york i don't even have to wear a winter coat.

I need to get back on track.

It's 42. I know that doesn't look like much of a proof, but it is. Don't ask how I know, for my ally is the Force.

could chuck wood?

if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Given that, how much wood would twelve woodchucks chuck if twelve woodchucks could chuck wood?

if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

using Newton's First Law of Woodchucking (a little known but crucial sidetrack in his illustrious career) There is a critical mass of woodchukcs that create a force multiplier.
You simply us the well known formula: K(xC*W) where x is the number of Woodchucks, C is the woodchuck constant and W isthe amount of wood one woodchuck could, theoretically chuck. K is the multiplier which is equal to x when and if x>6. ergo, twelve woodchucks can actually chuck 144 times more wood that one woodchuck.

Newton insusted that the Woodchuck Constant (C) is very very close to 1, scientists have lately proven that it is more likely to be 1.000000000000000000000000000003

:cry:

you are of course correct

You're throwing away a fortune, don't be a fool!

Hint: It appears to be Penn & Teller's favorite...