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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 10:23 AM Original message |
if jesus came to your house, what would you do? |
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Clinton Crusader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 10:24 AM Response to Original message |
1. ask WHY this is allowed to go on.... |
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Cleopatra2a (171 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 10:25 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. I was thinking the same thing |
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LeighAnn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 10:25 AM Response to Original message |
3. Offer him something to eat |
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bush_is_wacko (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 10:37 AM Response to Reply #3 |
10. Yes! |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 02:19 PM Response to Reply #3 |
32. That's my answer too. |
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Kathy in Cambridge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 10:25 AM Response to Original message |
4. Ask him to go talk to the fundiNazis and tell them they're perverting |
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Fridays Child (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 03:48 PM Response to Reply #4 |
43. He'd tell you that they already know that and they're pleased about it. |
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ohioliberal (458 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 10:27 AM Response to Original message |
5. Why am I still out of a job after two years |
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Mika (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 10:27 AM Response to Original message |
6. Try to convert him to Christianity |
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Dr.Phool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 10:32 AM Response to Original message |
7. Ask him if he brought the pork chops. |
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intheflow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 10:34 AM Response to Original message |
8. Feed him wine and fish sticks? |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 10:36 AM Response to Reply #8 |
9. i like the idea |
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Ms_Mary (714 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 10:44 AM Response to Reply #9 |
11. Me too. And it fits with the real message. |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 02:22 PM Response to Reply #8 |
33. That reminds me of a song. |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 03:03 PM Response to Reply #33 |
34. the song that inspired this post: |
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unblock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 10:53 AM Response to Original message |
12. jesus would consider himself a jew. |
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Occulus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
13. Sit and talk. |
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ExclamationPoint (422 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 10:57 AM Response to Original message |
14. I would say... |
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anamandujano (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 10:57 AM Response to Original message |
15. shelter him from the repukes |
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bmbmd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 10:59 AM Response to Original message |
16. If Jesus came to my house- |
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Modem Butterfly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 11:02 AM Response to Original message |
17. Pay him for cutting the lawn |
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Flammable Materials (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 11:03 AM Response to Original message |
18. "Toke up, Jeeze. We need to talk." n/t |
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frictionlessO (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 11:32 AM Response to Reply #18 |
22. yep smoke him out and throw down a munch fest, then solve |
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JPace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 11:04 AM Response to Original message |
19. Ask him if the world is always going to be filled with pain |
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riverwalker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 11:04 AM Response to Original message |
20. Homeland Security would arrest him |
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keith the dem (587 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 11:31 AM Response to Original message |
21. Did not Jesus say he would Knock |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 03:17 PM Response to Reply #21 |
39. Amen, Keith. |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 11:35 AM Response to Original message |
23. Ask him to take his sandals off at the door. |
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scarlet_owl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 11:46 AM Response to Original message |
24. I would offer Him something to eat and drink and then tell |
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ComerPerro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 11:50 AM Response to Original message |
25. Invite him in, and turn the TV to TBN or 700 Club |
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yellowdogintexas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 11:59 AM Response to Reply #25 |
27. although this is an awesome alternative, if he came to my house |
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yellowdogintexas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 11:58 AM Response to Original message |
26. I think there may be a good chance that I will see Him week after |
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ikojo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 11:59 AM Response to Original message |
28. Offer him a Mountain Dew and ask him |
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Bat Boy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 01:43 PM Response to Original message |
29. Hide him in the basement... |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 01:55 PM Response to Original message |
30. I would be embarrassed and remind him that it isn't my fault |
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Chovexani (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 02:16 PM Response to Original message |
31. Ask him what the meaning of life is |
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Renew Deal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 03:09 PM Response to Original message |
35. Invite him in. |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 03:12 PM Response to Original message |
36. I like to think that he's already here - a member of my family. |
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progmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 04:49 PM Response to Reply #36 |
45. Very nice, Rev. |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 03:14 PM Response to Original message |
37. invite him in, offer him a meal, talk about history |
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auntAgonist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 03:16 PM Response to Original message |
38. If Jesus came to my house ... |
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ldf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 03:20 PM Response to Original message |
40. explain that i am atheist, but he has a great philosophy |
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mr blur (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 03:26 PM Response to Original message |
41. Get stronger locks (n\t) |
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CarbonDate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 03:34 PM Response to Original message |
42. Eat his flesh and drink his blood.... |
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nuxvomica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
44. I'd show Him my bookcase |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
46. Fire up a doob |
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Touchdown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 05:30 PM Response to Original message |
47. Invite him in, and see my place... |
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Phentex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 05:31 PM Response to Original message |
48. Oh I have tons of carpentry work for him.... |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 05:56 PM Response to Original message |
49. Invite Him in. |
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Cuban_Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-11-04 05:57 PM Response to Original message |
50. Invite him in, and offer him some sherry, apple and cheese... |
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