Fox News just announced that next to the full time terror alert color code
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Fox News just announced that next to the full time terror alert color code
they're going to have a live feed of Scott Peterson's pulse. Ewwww!
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Mon Dec-13-04 05:36 PM
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1. better than a live feed of his bunghole
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Mon Dec-13-04 05:39 PM
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2. People would be calling an complaining about the shaky camera work
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Mon Dec-13-04 05:40 PM
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3. hey, it worked wonders for Katie Couric didn't it?
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Mon Dec-13-04 05:41 PM
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4. Oprah may finally get to to say "Tossed Salad" without repercussions again
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Mon Dec-13-04 05:42 PM
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Mon Dec-13-04 05:43 PM
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6. I don't know how those LCD monitors are going to handle all that
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Mon Dec-13-04 05:45 PM
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which is why there will be night vision involved mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm green lights
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Mon Dec-13-04 05:48 PM
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8. I think I can see Paris Hilton
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Mon Dec-13-04 05:51 PM
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10. Ahh, the Patron Saint of Prison Sex - Klaus the German Boar
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Mon Dec-13-04 05:54 PM
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11. only when your taking a shit...........
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Mon Dec-13-04 05:57 PM
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13. Next on Andersen Cooper 360, Prison Flushes and what they mean to
your safety. Also, we discuss the eternal, hemisperical clockwise/counterclockwise shift and what jail time with Scott Peterson would look like if Australia was still a colonial prison facility. So stay tuned!
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Mon Dec-13-04 06:03 PM
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14. Tonight On Wolf Blitzer
we go into Scott's cell this is "Hard News" with Wolfe Blitzer
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Mon Dec-13-04 06:14 PM
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15. I've got to tell you Paula, the pressure in here is nothing Iike I thought
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Mon Dec-13-04 06:19 PM
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16. Paula: "Well Wolfe, I am WELL aware of the pressure you are under"
"Next we'll meet a man who claims that I am a little bit nutty and a little bit slutty." Wolfe, I'd throw it back to you but we seem to have lost the feed.
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Mon Dec-13-04 05:55 PM
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12. What will Fox do without a Terror Alert Code?
Report actual news? Sarcasm off. They'll probably make up their own
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Mon Dec-13-04 06:59 PM
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17. The "pro-life" Republican death cult will just LOVE that!
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19. They were toying with transmitting a 24/7 display
of George Bush's brainwave and pulse, but the straight-line was just too boring, even for Oreally and company.
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