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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 12:05 PM
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The Gag-Reflex of all CAPTIONS!!!


W. is "dreaming": "Oh my God, Tenet is telling the truth even after I gave him the shining medal to keep him quiet. He's telling everyone how Dick made him report that it was a 'slam-dunk' for finding WMDs and how Karl squeezed his nuts until he'd report that Saddam and bin Laden were squirrel-hunting buddies or something. Now he's covering his mouth . . . Jesus! I know what's next!!! . . . He's gonna tell them how I used to clown around during briefings and pretend to nap and snore and stuff, or how I'd turn up the television . . .Geez. . . . I hope I wake up soon."
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 12:10 PM
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1. "I PLEAD THE FIFTH!!!!"
Edited on Thu Dec-16-04 12:12 PM by Crankie Avalon
(then claps hands over own mouth)
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 12:13 PM
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2. Now if I can fit both hands into my nostrils, I will be popular again
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Jack_Dawson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 12:15 PM
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3. Oh Christ I just can't cover for * anymore...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 12:21 PM
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4. That idiot gave WHO medals?!?!
:bounce:
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LionInWinter Donating Member (344 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 12:22 PM
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5. Speak no evil? That's all we do around here!
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 12:25 PM
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6. Caption
Edited on Thu Dec-16-04 12:25 PM by chimpsrsmarter
"Sometimes when i get nervous, i put my hands under my arms and then i smell them like this"
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 12:28 PM
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7. Funny...
...perfect for the photo.:D
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 01:11 PM
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8. Tenet is testifying: "The little twerp would get real pissed everytime we
laughed at him, like when he asked 'What if we really turned Iraq into a parking lot? I mean, is there like a stadium or a mall that would justify all those parking spaces?' . . . Well, believe me, Senator, I had to cover my mouth with both hands and step on that nail in my shoe to keep from poppin' a gut laughing."
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bobthedrummer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 01:13 PM
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9. I'll use as little oxygen as possible seeing as it's been poisoned...
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 01:13 PM
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10. "Sometimes when I get nervous .........
....I stick my fingers in my armpits and I SMELL them like that!"
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 02:38 PM
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11. "...I can't spit and I don't wanna swallow..."
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 02:40 PM
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12. I think there's a really short-arsed Vulcan standing opposite him
"Your mind to my mind, your..."
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