ForrestGump is not my lover
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Sat Dec-18-04 09:26 PM
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ForrestGump is not my lover
but between you and me, he could captain MY shrimp trawler any day of the week! :evilgrin:
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Sat Dec-18-04 09:54 PM
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1. And Billie Jean is not MY lover...
short bus president
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Sat Dec-18-04 09:57 PM
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2. BIlly Jean King is not my lover!
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Sat Dec-18-04 09:59 PM
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3. Well, ForrestGump is my lover. And you keep yer paws off him.
He ain't comin' anywhere near yer shrimp trawler.
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Sat Dec-18-04 10:04 PM
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hafta beat you silly with a box of chocolates, Miss Fuzzy! :P
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Sat Dec-18-04 10:07 PM
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6. But I love chocolates.
As long as I get to eat them later, you can beat me with them first.
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Sat Dec-18-04 10:08 PM
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Do I get to tie you down with a licorice rope, first? ;-)
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Sat Dec-18-04 10:10 PM
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8. Now yer just gettin' kinky.
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Sat Dec-18-04 11:06 PM
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13. She says that like it's a bad thing.
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Sat Dec-18-04 11:10 PM
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I'll bet she doesn't drink cleaning fluids for kicks, either. :P
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Sat Dec-18-04 10:01 PM
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4. Forrest Gump is not my brother...
He's just heavy... :7 (Just funnin' ya, Gump-boy)
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Sat Dec-18-04 10:51 PM
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Heavy duty rock 'n' roll. :P
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Sat Dec-18-04 10:10 PM
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9. I'm not a smart man, Jen-nee,
but I know how to fuck. (That was my favorite line of the movie)
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Sat Dec-18-04 10:50 PM
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10. You fickle, fickle man
You'd sing a different song if I was back there trawling your sediments again, baby... And that's all I have to say about that.
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Sat Dec-18-04 10:52 PM
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Sat Dec-18-04 11:22 PM
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He's not some two bit ho. :P You on the other hand, shortbus. Well, let's just say Lysol was invented for a purpose! :scared:
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