I wonder how Fundies explain bonobos?
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Mon Dec-20-04 04:16 PM
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I wonder how Fundies explain bonobos?
I mean, they engage in homosexual sex all the time...but are animals and thus don't have all that messy *free will* and such...surely GOD made them that way, no? :shrug:
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Mon Dec-20-04 04:19 PM
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1. liberal elitists forced them to do it because they hate America
it's homosexual indoctrination or some shit like that. I think fundies are the real missing link. :P
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Mon Dec-20-04 04:19 PM
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2. I know the answer to this
Animals eat their own feces and often their young as well, they are not role models for human beings.
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Mon Dec-20-04 04:22 PM
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6. But... but... my dung looks so tasty!
Edited on Mon Dec-20-04 04:22 PM by brainshrub
You mean I shouldn't eat it? Quick, we need to pass a constitutional amendment defining food as: "Nothing that comes out the anus."
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Mon Dec-20-04 04:23 PM
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7. Well, there goes the eggnog. Bummer. (nt)
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Mon Dec-20-04 05:32 PM
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Oh man, I think I just peed myself.
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Mon Dec-20-04 04:45 PM
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11. Then why did Jesus look to flowers and birds
and point out how God provides for them, yet the simplest flower is better dressed than Solomon.
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Mon Dec-20-04 05:26 PM
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15. You have to make a case relating that quote to acting like an animal
I'm not sure that you have your bible knowledge down pat
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Mon Dec-20-04 04:20 PM
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3. Bonobos are Satan's tool.
The devil created them to mislead mankind. You think I'm kidding, don't you?
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Mon Dec-20-04 04:20 PM
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4. Easy: They are ANIMALS! You are a HUMAN BEING!
You can reason! You can CHOOSE what is RIGHT! :eyes:
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Mon Dec-20-04 04:21 PM
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5. But again, they AREN'T
Thus, the only rational explaination is that that is how GOD wants them to behave...right? :D
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Mon Dec-20-04 04:42 PM
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8. Man's sinful nature has spread to animals
They weren't doing it before people showed up. (hint: prove otherwise)
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Mon Dec-20-04 04:44 PM
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9. it all started during the Clinton administration
it is called trickle down immorality
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Mon Dec-20-04 04:45 PM
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10. they think we make this stuff up
did you ever watch Samantha Bee on the daily show with the gay penguins?
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Mon Dec-20-04 04:56 PM
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12. They would just equate homosexuals with monkeys.
That's their solution for everything.
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Mon Dec-20-04 04:58 PM
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13. I wonder how Fundies explain
No more needed. Fundies don't explain. If it confuses you, then God put it there to test our faith. Any more questions, and it's off to the burning stake.
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Mon Dec-20-04 05:01 PM
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14. I used the bonobos in my class to argue with a fundie student who...
said that homosexuality is a choice that can be changed, and that "homos" are going to hell. Such narrow-minded people.
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