I'm ready to spew phlegm everywhere if I don't keep it covered. I figure a hard sneeze, as long as I don't wet my pants or rupture something, is a good way to get whatever allergen is bothering me out of my system.
it's like a middle-aged man with an unexplained wound to his arm and his clothing in tatters wandering aimlessly (but compleyely at peace) through a forest of giant quill pens until he happens upon a clearing occupied by a guru, whom the grateful wounded man gently fellates.
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