So, tonight is my first night in my new digs with the two females....

HEyHEY

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Mon Jan-03-05 04:06 PM
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So, tonight is my first night in my new digs with the two females....

Edited on Mon Jan-03-05 04:06 PM by HEyHEY

Bow chicka bow bow.
:-)

Seriously though I'm so excited...a HOUSE....I get to live in a HOUSE. I Hate apartments now.

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commander bunnypants

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Mon Jan-03-05 04:08 PM
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1. just wait

slave boy, cut the grass, fix mty car, plunge the toilet, icky mice, hahahah wait till you try to was clothes, panty hose everywhere but that is a good thing. enjoy

CB

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HEyHEY

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Mon Jan-03-05 04:10 PM
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3. I grew up with two sisters - I know what I'm in for

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da_chimperor

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Mon Jan-03-05 04:13 PM
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9. So then you know the crap you're in for. Why subject yourself to that?

I have two sisters as well, so I know how women can be. Are you really THAT excited about living in a house? :shrug:

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HEyHEY

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Mon Jan-03-05 04:27 PM
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15. Oh yeah

I've been in apartments toooo long. Plus these to fems are WAY more stable than my sisters

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commander bunnypants

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Mon Jan-03-05 04:14 PM
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11. I am lucky

my wife likes to cut grass. So I sit in my kiddie pool with a sixer of cold ones in my chewin tabcky hat and tell her to work faster and throw beer cans at her. I also try to slap her ass too.

:evilgrin:

CB

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Droopy

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Mon Jan-03-05 04:09 PM
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2. I prefer a house over an apartment, too

Although my house isn't much bigger than an apartment. Have fun and I hope you get along ok with your housemates.

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SlackJawedYokel

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Mon Jan-03-05 04:10 PM
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4. Living with two chicks... hehe... hehe...

Oh man, you are *so* not gonna dig some of that... especially if they're prone to drama.
:D

But I know what you mean about the house thing... apartments pretty much suck.
The only upside is no freaking yard work, hooray!

Cletus

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HEyHEY

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Mon Jan-03-05 04:11 PM
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5. Nah - they aren't drama types thank god

I know one of them very well and the other is cool. I think the biggest problem will be that one is rumoured to be a slob.

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Drifter

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Mon Jan-03-05 04:13 PM
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7. I did that in college ...

I rented an entire house with 3 other people. It started as 2 males and 2 females (strictly plutonic). The guy moved out, and another female moved in. I was like the modern day Jack Tripper.

It was great.

Cheers
Drifter

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redqueen

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Mon Jan-03-05 04:11 PM
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6. Yay!

Apartments suck... I had no idea how much until I moved into my house.

Congrats! :toast:

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HEyHEY

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Mon Jan-03-05 04:13 PM
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8. Thanks - it's a wicked place too!

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ThreeCatNight

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Mon Jan-03-05 04:13 PM
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10. Come and knock on our door.....eom

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Droopy

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Mon Jan-03-05 04:17 PM
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12. LOL! I wonder if HEyHEY has to pretend he's gay.

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HEyHEY

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Mon Jan-03-05 04:21 PM
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13. No but I'm not allowed to fall in love with the younger one

That's what sealed the fate of the last guy.

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Droopy

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Mon Jan-03-05 04:25 PM
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14. So I guess that you can still fall in love with the older one?

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HEyHEY

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Mon Jan-03-05 04:30 PM
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18. Nah - we've been buds since College

Edited on Mon Jan-03-05 04:31 PM by HEyHEY

So, that's pretty well over and doen with.

Although, she did work at hooters once....hmmmm

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short bus president

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Mon Jan-03-05 04:29 PM
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16. OK, here's the plan...

Tonight, don't belch or fart as much as you normally would. Tomorrow, try to casually work in a gaseous emission or two to test the waters. No giggling about it afterward, though - that's for day 4 or 5. If it goes smoothly, by the end of week one you should have full manly offgassing privileges.

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HEyHEY

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Mon Jan-03-05 04:30 PM
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17. And when they fart I'll demand the not do that

"I can't stand to see a woman fart."

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