Christmas Thoughts

How many wise men does it take to honor the birth of God?
Three.

How many teamsters does it take to honor the birth of God?
Twenty two shepards, 14 wine merchants, two dozen camel skinners and a catering staff of 6. Why, you gotta problem wit' dat?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Evolutionist(1): It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

Evolutionist(2): The fittest chickens cross the road.

Evolutionist(3): Pure chance.

Creationist: God created the chicken on the other side of the road. There is no proof it ever was on this side. Those chicken droppings were created by Satan.
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Another way of putting it...

"Hung by the neck until dead, or fit to reenter polite society, whichever comes first..."