how many sniffa threads in a day?

:shrug:

Sorry, I just enjoy being an ass from time to time. Post as much as you want, you rule. :evilgrin:

he cLimbs a tree and scrapes his knee
his dress has got a tear
he waLtzes on his way to Mass
And whistLes on the stair
And underneath his wimpLe
he has curLers in his hair
I even heard his singing in the abbey

he's aLways Late for chapeL
But his penitence is reaL
he's aLways Late for everything
Except for every meaL
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmLy feeL
Tha Sniffa's not an asset to the abbey

I'd Like to say a word in his behaLf
Tha Sniffa makes me Laugh

How do you soLve a probLem Like Tha Sniffa?
How do you catch a cLoud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Tha Sniffa?
A fLibbertijibbet! A wiLL-o'-the wisp! A cLown!

Many a thing you know you'd Like to teLL his
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make his stay
And Listen to aLL you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand

Oh, how do you soLve a probLem Like Tha Sniffa?
How do you hoLd a moonbeam in your hand?

When I'm with his I'm confused
Out of focus and bemused
And I never know exactLy where I am
UnpredictabLe as weather
he's as fLighty as a feather
he's a darLing! he's a demon! he's a Lamb!

he'd outpester any pest
Drive a hornet from its nest
he couLd throw a whirLing dervish out of whirL
he is gentLe! he is wiLd!
he's a riddLe! he's a chiLd!
he's a headache! he's an angeL!
he's a girL!

How do you soLve a probLem Like Tha Sniffa?
How do you catch a cLoud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Tha Sniffa?
A fLibbertijibbet! A wiLL-o'-the wisp! A cLown!

Many a thing you know you'd Like to teLL his
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make his stay
And Listen to aLL you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand

Oh, how do you soLve a probLem Like Tha Sniffa?
How do you hoLd a moonbeam in your hand?

i'm tearing up here... the sound of sniffa

:o

:P

that was funny.