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I got this email today. It came with pictures and links which I have chosen not to reproduce here, out of respect to good taste and the desire to avoid offending the upright morals of my fellow Democrats.
Anyway, here is the text of the spam:
his disciples and a great multitude,
the son of Timaeus, Bartimaeus,
received from the Egyptians.
It must have been quite a chore for misery will come to you when everyone speaks well of you for go outside their houses that night - not until morning -
this and said unto Peter, Get thee behind me, Satan thou art a Joke of the day!
Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
What the HELL was that all about? It was funny though, at least to me
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