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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:14 PM
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I'm Mel Gibson, ask me anything
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ZoCrowes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:17 PM
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1. Have you always been batshit crazy
or is this a recent development?
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:18 PM
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2. Well, I like to cut myself on my altar and feel the pain of christ
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:18 PM
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3. why do you hate america so much?
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:19 PM
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5. No, you hate America, you godless liberal
Now, take that shit and smear me with it, I feel good when you do that
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truebrit71 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:19 PM
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4. Do you share your father's views on the holocaust?
.
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:19 PM
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6. Yes, I believe that the Jews killed Christ and are cockroaches
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Amaya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:21 PM
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7. Do you wear a toupee?
:shrug:
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:21 PM
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8. Yes I do, it's made from the hair of Jewish christkillers
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givemebackmycountry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:22 PM
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9. OK tell me since you are from down under
What the hell is vega-mite and why did you beat up Jesus for two hours and five minutes?
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:26 PM
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13. Vegan food is bad for you and Jesus doesn't like vegans
You are going to hell, you christ-killing Juden
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:22 PM
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10. How does it feel to lose to a card-carrying liberal?
Hmmmm???
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:27 PM
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14. Card-carrying liberals are Jewish witches
They cast a spell on me so that all my hair will fall out
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sparky_in_ma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:24 PM
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11. Hmmm...Butchered in Braveheart,
and now your latest. Is S/M going to be a recurring theme?
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:25 PM
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12. Yes it will, for it will bring me closer to Jesus
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:29 PM
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15. Will you be THAT close to big J?
I never thought that you'd... oh wait... you probably would.
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:31 PM
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16. Because I love Jesus and I'd let my kid
nail himself to the cross if he wanted to
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:35 PM
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17. And you'd be the nailer, I presume?
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:36 PM
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18. Yes I will be
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:38 PM
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So you'd murder your own son?
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:39 PM
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21. Hey, baby killer, my son will die for your sins
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:43 PM
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24. Wow...
You are a religious nut.

And uh... no thanks, got the Day of Atonement already.
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:44 PM
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25. Isn't that Yum Kipper, you are a Joo aren't u
You will burn in hell for your paganistical witchcraft
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:55 PM
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30. Okie-dokie!
:: cracks knuckles, clears throat :: Zechariah 14:12

Tiyeh hamagefah asher yigof AD*NAI et-kol-ha'amim asher tzavoo el-yerushalim. Bisaro vehoo omed al-raglav ve'enav timakna vehorehen oolshono timak befihem.
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:57 PM
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33. Dude, you've got satan's cock in your throat
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:59 PM
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36. No just a lozenge that went down the wrong pipe...
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:02 AM
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39. To lenape85
should I translate that bit?
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:04 AM
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40. Let me get out of character
<switches back to Lenape85 mode>
OK, translate it
<switches back to Mel Gibson mode>
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:12 AM
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46. Translating
"And this shall be the plaugue of the LORD will smite all the people that have ever fought against Jerusalem . Their flesh will consume away while they stand on their feet. Their eyes shall rot in their sockets and their tongues will rot in their mouths."
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hickman1937 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:37 PM
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19. How many kids do you really have?
Besides the 30 or 40 you have with your wife. Is it true they call you Happy Pants in hollywood?
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:40 PM
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22. 58, it would be 60, but you know, we decided to abort two of them
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Zing Zing Zingbah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:38 PM
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20. What's Mel short for? n/t
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:41 PM
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23. That's none of your business Zingbah, your name sounds Jewish
And don't you dare cast one of your Jew spells on my son.
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hickman1937 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:47 PM
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26. So how's your dad?
I hear he almost single handedly brought one of America's finest social clubs, the KKK, to Australia. Have they honored him with a plaque yet?Does he still have those really cool jackboots? Does he know Awnode?
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:50 PM
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27. He's doing well, he's gotten kinda senile
Whenever he sees a colored person, he foams at the mouth
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hickman1937 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:56 PM
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32. What color sets him off the most?
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:07 AM
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43. black
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Bombtrack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:51 PM
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28. Will Danny Glover play Muhammed in "Passion 2: Satan's revenge"?
It would be cool to see Jesus and Mohammed team up, but Jesus needs a mullet this time. And Dune Buggies, they need Dune Buggies.
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:52 PM
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29. Islam is a satanic religion with all that shrieking and shit
We are on a constant crusade to rid the world of them infidels
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Bombtrack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:56 PM
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31. Well then maybe he can team up with L Ron Hubbard
You seem to get along ok with the scientologists right? It's about as stupid as your streak of catholicism.
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:59 PM
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35. No, L Ron Hubbard is a an unsaved satanist
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 11:58 PM
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34. did jesus shave his legs?
and if so--did you like it?
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:00 AM
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:01 AM
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38. how bout doing a prequil?
like Lethal Christ: The Passion of Power
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:06 AM
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41. Yah, come by my church-home, and we can talk over some
Christ-approved S/M
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Mend Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:06 AM
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42. Docu-drama of "My Pet Goat"? Call it "Scapegoat of the Xians"
lots of stakes, ropes, and blood. Semitic types with sharp knives....a bush/fundie mega-hit for sure.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:07 AM
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44. Why Are You So Afraid Of Gay Men?
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:15 AM
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47. Because gayness is a satanic Jewish religion
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:08 AM
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45. mel, is it true the critics think
you're movie sucked?
and if so, how do does that make you feel?
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:19 AM
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48. Could you do the world a favor...
and blow your damn brains out, please? I mean, just DO it? That would be really a great thing.

Here's to ya!
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:19 AM
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49. Do you like S&M?
You look like you would.
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:22 AM
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50. think we've offended mel
i don't think he's coming back to chat
(he's probably talking to god right about now)
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hickman1937 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:24 AM
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51. Do you have one of those detatchable penises?
I heard your wife made you get one, and that her boyfriend thinks its cute.
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:37 AM
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52. yep
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:53 AM
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53. locking
this has gone wayyyyyyy too far over the line.

Big McLargehuge
DU Moderator
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