I'M CARL ROVE. ASK ME ANYTHING - Democratic Underground

orleans

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Mon Jan-10-05 01:22 AM
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I'M CARL ROVE. ASK ME ANYTHING

Go ahead and ask
I may answer
and then again--I may not

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Goldeneye

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Mon Jan-10-05 01:23 AM
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1. Whats it like to get beat up by a girl?

Pretty embarassing?

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orleans

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Mon Jan-10-05 01:24 AM
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4. Before I answer that I need to get some information from you

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PartyPooper

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Mon Jan-10-05 01:23 AM
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2. Sorry, but, you misspelled your own name. It's Karl with a K.

:D

:hi:

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orleans

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Mon Jan-10-05 01:25 AM
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5. That's what I want you to think

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Mon Jan-10-05 01:24 AM
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3. It's Karl as in KKK

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orleans

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Mon Jan-10-05 01:26 AM
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6. no. that was my uncle

the funny one who used to read me bedtime stories

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DustMolecule

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Mon Jan-10-05 01:30 AM
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7. Karl, what's wrong with you?

Edited on Mon Jan-10-05 01:33 AM by DustMolecule

What ever made you go to the 'dark side'?

on edit: And more importantly, 'Why do you stay there'?

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orleans

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Mon Jan-10-05 01:34 AM
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9. i'm only going to tell YOU this

but no one else wanted me. i was an outcast in college, the hippies all laughed at me. i was the one they tried to get high and when i finally did i peed in my pants and they laughed even harder.

there was no were to go except into the young conservatives club. and hell, they were all nerdier than me!

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DustMolecule

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Mon Jan-10-05 01:42 AM
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11. Ah, must've been painful experience.....

You can learn to use yourr talents for 'good', you know. It's not so newsworthy as what you are used to now, but infinitely much more rewarding for sure......

Peace

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orleans

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Mon Jan-10-05 01:46 AM
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12. Peace?

Don't give me any of that peace crap.
You'll give me another one of those headaches again.

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TheDebbieDee

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Mon Jan-10-05 01:34 AM
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8. Does your mother still cry when you try to seduce her?

Couldn't help it - read transcript of that question being asked of hate talk show host Mike Savage!

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orleans

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Mon Jan-10-05 01:36 AM
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10. no, I stopped doing that years ago

and I'll read the question as a little bedtime story to george tonight.

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Historic NY

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Mon Jan-10-05 05:43 AM
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13. Why r u such an a--hole.........n/t

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Jeff in Cincinnati

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Mon Jan-10-05 07:50 AM
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14. Can you see your reflection in a mirror?

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KitchenWitch

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Mon Jan-10-05 07:51 AM
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15. How much lunch money was extorted from you

by the girl bullies at school?

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driver8

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Mon Jan-10-05 09:10 AM
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16. Is there a hat made that is big enough to fit on your fat head? n/t

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Richardo

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Mon Jan-10-05 09:14 AM
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17. When did you change the spelling of your first name?

I liked the more Germanic, Aryan 'Karl' - it suited you better..

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RawMaterials

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Mon Jan-10-05 09:26 AM
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18. when did you first decide to sell your soul to the

devil?

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Beer Snob-50

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Mon Jan-10-05 09:37 AM
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19. Jenna Bush

porn star in waiting or just a sloppy drunk?

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jdots

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Mon Jan-10-05 09:40 AM
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20. Karl how did you get your head that far into your butt ?

Karl do you have any shame or morals ?
Karl who is your dream cell mate ?

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