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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 03:18 PM
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Why don't we get drunk and screw?
I really do appreciate the fact you’re sittin’ here
Your voice sounds so wonderful
But yer face don’t look too clear
So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o’ brew
Honey, why don’t we get drunk and screw

Why don’t we get drunk and screw
I just bought a water bed, it’s filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen
Honey I don’t think that’s true
So, why don’t we get drunk and screw

Why don’t we get drunk and screw
I just bought a waterbed it’s filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen
Honey I don’t think that’s true
So why don’t we get drunk and screw
Yeah, now baby I say, (lord!)
Why don’t we get drunk and screw
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MindPilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 03:20 PM
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1. that's the best offer I've had all day
too bad I'm at work...
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Zero Gravitas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 03:22 PM
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2. Dance and drink and screw
Edited on Mon Jan-10-05 03:24 PM by Zero Gravitas
because there's nothing else to do...

Common People
Cocker / Senior / Mackey / Doyle / Banks



She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge,
she studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College,
that's where I,
caught her eye.
She told me that her Dad was loaded,
I said "In that case I'll have a rum and coca-cola."
She said "Fine."
and in thirty seconds time she said,

"I want to live like common people,
I want to do whatever common people do,
I want to sleep with common people,
I want to sleep with common people,
like you."

Well what else could I do -
I said "I'll see what I can do."
I took her to a supermarket,
I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere,
so it started there.
I said pretend you've got no money,
she just laughed and said,
"Oh you're so funny."
I said "yeah?
Well I can't see anyone else smiling in here.
Are you sure you want to live like common people,
you want to see whatever common people see,
you want to sleep with common people,
you want to sleep with common people,
like me."
But she didn't understand,
she just smiled and held my hand.
Rent a flat above a shop,
cut your hair and get a job.
Smoke some fags and play some pool,
pretend you never went to school.
But still you'll never get it right,
cos when you're laid in bed at night,
watching roaches climb the wall,
if you call your Dad he could stop it all.

You'll never live like common people,
you'll never do what common people do,
you'll never fail like common people,
you'll never watch your life slide out of view,
and dance and drink and screw,
because there's nothing else to do.

Sing along with the common people,
sing along and it might just get you through,
laugh along with the common people,
laugh along even though they're laughing at you,
and the stupid things that you do.
Because you think that poor is cool.

I want to live with common people,
I want to live with common people etc...

The William Fucking Shatner version is even better than the original. I kid you not.
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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 03:24 PM
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4. I concur. The William Fucking Shatner version! It's brilliant.
n/t
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 03:33 PM
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10. seconded
oh jeez, gotta go listen to it.
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noshenanigans Donating Member (778 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 03:25 PM
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5. The William Shatner version kicks all kinds of ass.
I can't get 30 seconds into that song without laughing hysterically. I got that album "Has Been" for Chrismukkah, and have been listening to it constantly.
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 03:23 PM
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3. i got the tequila if you got the waterbed!!
:evilgrin:
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 03:26 PM
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6. Hmmmm.....
a tequila drinking male in MA...... my interest is piqued
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 03:30 PM
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7. love tequila (even the worm)
oxford is in central mass isn't it.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 03:32 PM
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9. Yep (n/t)
.
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WMliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 03:31 PM
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8. why not? it'll make my night at work go by quicker.
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Spacemom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 03:38 PM
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11. I've always had a penchant for Margaritaville myself
Nibblin' on sponge cake
Watchin' the sun bake
All of those tourists covered with oil
Strummin' my six-string
On my front porch swing
Smell those shrimp they're beginnin' to boil

Chorus:
Wastin' away again in Margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know it's nobody's fault

I don't know the reason
I stayed here all season
Nothin' to show but this brand new tattoo
But it's a real beauty
A Mexican cutie
How it got here I haven't a clue

Chorus:
Wastin' away again in Margaritaville
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
Now I think
Hell, it could be my fault

I blew out my flip-flop
Stepped on a pop-top
Cut my heel had to cruise on back home
But there's booze in the blender
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on

Wastin' away again in Margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know it's my own damn fault
Yes and some people claim that there's a woman to blame
And I know it's my own damn fault
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